tae mofo

Not a traditional martial art like tae kwon do, but rather the art of talking jive, trash or smack.

Wife: "How did you enjoy that massage, sweetheart?"

Husband: "Sheeeeeeeit, the ending could have been happier."

Wife: "What the hell is your problem?"

Husband: "Girl I got a black belt in tae mofo, you dig?"

by JT Amish April 10, 2010

Kate moffatt

A Kate moffatt (mo-fat) is not a common creature as it is in love with neon colours and baked goods. It usually has three friends and it's natural habitat is anywhere there isn't any light. Commonly fragile and mean, the creature skitters and shout at its victims at random times for indimidation. That's why it only had three friends. A goofy beautiful creature, a Kate moffatt, if tamed, is a worthy friend.

Example: I saw Kate moffatt last night, she yelled at me

by Erynnisdabomb1 January 25, 2017

T Moff

A heterosexual squid that likes to prey on on smaller white squids who’s only method of scaling the giant squid is to run away

Dude: look at that guy he is bullying all the little kids, all they ca do is run away

Dude 2: he is a T Moff

by Dog shampoo March 18, 2020

mofo

1. (abbr.) mother-fucker
2. (n.) One who is hard-core

Dat man is one bad-ass mofo, yo!

by k1 October 3, 2001

moffie

A South African slang word meaning a guy who dresses and acts like a girl. It does not necessarily refer to all gay men but rather to those who display female tendencies i.e. drag queens and cross-dressers etc.

Hey Scott, was that a skirt I saw you wearing yesterday, and with your hair all done up? You looked like a moffie!!!

by Serpent Tongue August 31, 2006

Scrappy Mofo

A guy who takes names and kick ass, hunts down the bad guys and arrests them. He likes MMA, Star Wars, Blow jobs and Midgets. Easly ecitiable and can be mean when hungry.
Rides motorcycles and loves Seaturtle. Can be OCD about laundry and cleaning.

Did you see that hot Canadian Scrappy Mofo? I sure would like to take him home and Poke him real good.

by turtlelicious May 21, 2010

Mofolicious

Mother Fucking Delicious

Man I went to KFC and those new hotwings are MOFOLICIOUS.

by Jay Cal January 14, 2008