molestastic

when you can molest.

only really really good!

wow, your dad is molestastic!

by stephahoee July 7, 2008

Modest Boast

A Modest Boast is joking about how good, something about you or something owned by you is. Unlike real boasting a Modest Boast is used as a joke or comedy form to make people laugh.

1. "Haha! He is so funny."
"What's so funny about him bragging and boasting about his self?"
"Calm down dude, its just a Modest Boast."

by Buffalo Puppy July 25, 2009

Modest pelican

A very modest YouTuber with a very modest voice

“Hey lads and lasses, modest pelican here”

by TheFrenchDuck February 14, 2021

Modesto

Norcal city, which is #1 in meth production, #1 in car theft, and #1 in fastest growing gang population. Famous for the Laci Peterson trial, Gary Condit trial, Chandra Levee trial, and other trials involving cheating and/or murdering women. It is bleeding with mexicans and crack heads and pussy imitation gangs. If you ever wind up here for God knows why, be prepared to smoke a lot of weed and search for your car once it's stolen. Other than that you will want to leave Methdesto once you get here because there is nothing to do. Also ask about the one-legged hooker.

"Gosh, Timmy, I could really go for some crack right now."

"The streets of Modesto are littered with crack! We will surely find some there."

by StoutMasterFlexx5000 April 28, 2008

molestar

A spanish word meaning to bother, annoy

molestar: no me molestas! - leave me alone, dont bother me

by nycsp January 11, 2007

guitar molestation

either too much guitar in a song or too long and too many solos.

eddie van halen is severely guilty of guitar molestation.

by george January 20, 2005

molesta fiesta

When all of the guests at a particular party are underage girls or boys.

Steve and I hit up Wendy's party last night, but it turned out to be a total molesta fiesta, so we wound up heading home early.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009