Person #1: "I was so high last night and I was so hungry and horny so I just gave myself a mozzerella stick"
by Jeff hamond May 6, 2015
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Get the mazzalean mug.A surname of Italian origin, pronounced like kazoo with an "m". People with generic or boring last names generally envy those who have this last name because it rhymes with many different words, making it ideal for poems or freestyle raps.
--Casual conversation--
Teacher: Is it pronounced... May-zuh?
Student: Nah, it's Mah-ZOO!
Teacher: Where does that name come from?
Student: My dad's family.
Teacher: No, what country?
Student: Oh. ITALY, byaa!
--Rhyme--
Miss Mazzu, I love you!
Teacher: Is it pronounced... May-zuh?
Student: Nah, it's Mah-ZOO!
Teacher: Where does that name come from?
Student: My dad's family.
Teacher: No, what country?
Student: Oh. ITALY, byaa!
--Rhyme--
Miss Mazzu, I love you!
by Panda Bear 311 August 2, 2009
Get the Mazzu mug.Natty Morrissey is a hard core Morrissey fan, she is a true Mozzerian, she firmly believes: In Moz we trust.
I could feel his devotion to Morrissey from the height of his mozzerian hairstyle.
I could feel his devotion to Morrissey from the height of his mozzerian hairstyle.
by N.R.Morrissey February 11, 2010
Get the Mozzerian mug.Traditionally to take a ball of wetted tissue paper that resembles a ball of mozzarella and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover or drunk). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of mozzarella-ing has increased tenfold. Popular documentation methods include photography, but better yet, video. You can go 'oldskool' by using tissue paper or the increasingly popular 'nuskool' method of using a genuine piece of mozzarella. See 'mozzarella prank' Youtube
1. Let's go mozzarella his arse!
2. He got mozzarella-ed so bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit let's see. Youtube!
3. Nuskool Mozzarella to the face!
4. There's gonna be plenty of mozzarella-ing tonight!
2. He got mozzarella-ed so bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit let's see. Youtube!
3. Nuskool Mozzarella to the face!
4. There's gonna be plenty of mozzarella-ing tonight!
by The True Chinman April 5, 2010
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Sassy and wild
Love to party
Gold diggers
Sassy and wild
Love to party
Gold diggers
by crunkforcarrie September 29, 2007
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