Miserablest

To be unhappy with size of penis

tommy commited suicide as he couldn't handle just how small his penis was as he was the miserablest... (twas small)

by 123abc!@# December 30, 2010

Miserablenessness

What sanaya is A SAD PIECE OF DICK

“Why are laughing at my miserablenessness

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by Mydickandpussyitch December 1, 2019

Miserable Failure

The 2011 Boston Red Sox

Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!

by PhoenixGamer34 July 24, 2021

miserable

Someone with no joy in their life.

Jordana Belfort- I have nothing to hide. What will it take to get you to look the other way?

Investigator- Are you trying to bribe me?

Jordana Belfort- Get off my boat you miserable prick. As soon as you're gone I'm going to lick some caviar off my husband's nutsack!

by The Original Agahnim October 8, 2021

Miserable Maggie

A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.

Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”

Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”

by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022

Miserable

Someone who is always bothered so they go out their way to bother others and starting drama.

She texted me trying to start stuff. She so miserable.

by LalalaBitchhh April 26, 2023

gay miserable

A movie or play that is depressing and ends terribly.

My Best Friend's Wedding turned out to be a really gay miserable because they didn’t end up together.

by gloopey1 December 9, 2024