minivanning

The act in which you open up the hatchback of one minivan in order to insert the front of another minivan in a gentle yet forceful manner.

Joe: Hey, did you see the back of Billy's town & country? It is wrecked from when him and Jake went minivanning yesterday.

by Leswaggawagon July 17, 2012

minivaning

a noun used to describe the size of a shit that is so big it would tear your asshole. other vehicles can be used to describe poop size.
ie: beamer, hummer, subway

mac: hey jake i'm on the john minivaning!
jake: is your asshole bleeding?

by Mac Jacob July 7, 2008

Miniman

Miniman's real name is Luke Taylor. He is 17 and only 3 days younger than Crazy Joe however he looks about 4 years younger!
Most notably, Miniman got pulled by the feds for under-age driving, even though he had passed his test! Then he crashed it the day after. Wot a crazy fucker,

You seen Miniman's Corsa Sxi? Man's got an induction kit, but his cars falling apart! HAHAHA

by Crazy Joe November 22, 2004

Texas Minivan

When the male takes the female wheel-barrel style but with a wider spand, and shoves both knees up the rectum. (female must have very, VERY loose butt hole.)

bro, she took it real nice with that texas minivan last night. she was crying.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011

Miniman12

A person on a forum who can't make a good post. Makes multiple threads on the same subject and has a HUGE post count after only a month or so on a forum. Does not follow forum rules. Has been banned multiple times but still continues to make a new account on the same forum. You threaten to ban him and he will clean up his act for a week or two. After that it all goes down hill. You know when a new guy is a Miniman12. Deserves the Ban Hammer right away!

Miniman12 on MicroTforum went by several different names and cleaned up his act a few times. Didn't last long and he got the ban hammer again!

by deadsquirrle October 20, 2011

miniwaz

Miniwaz is part of a long chain of Waz's starting with the original Waz-Ben followed by Waz-Matthew. Miniwaz-Jon harris-wanna be rapper thinks he is the 'ultimate legend' walks around with his collar popped and his hair funked he bones horse rapists and lives in the style of A-town. Born in
the hood and is skuled at Soaks look out for him x

Max: hey jon
Miniwaz: Holla atcha boy big dane
Max: What you up 2??
Miniwaz: Chillin with my homeboy
Max:ahh im bored what do you want to do?
Miniwaz: lets go to the COMPUTER LABS !!!!!!!!

by Max R May 8, 2005

Minewank

When there is no one around to film you masturbate you strap a camera to your head and do some minewanking for some great POV porn

Mate, I couldn't find any bitches to film fapping last night, so i had a minewank

by minewanker July 30, 2013