Minimum wage

Minimum wage is the group of people that u claim friends and fuck with hard.

Example:only minimum wage 😒

David:Hy are we friends

Morgan:yea your in my minimum wage

by Triphy or triphyness October 22, 2019

Blair minimum

The act of trying to get coworkers to do all your tasks while you stand around and talk conspiracies

Hey man have a good shift.
Thanks, I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum again

by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023

Blair Minimum

Is the act of getting snotty with co workers when they refuse to do your job so you can stand around and talk about conspiracy theories

Hey man have a good shift. We should catch up over a beer later.
For sure! I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum tonight

by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023

Minimum sexual age

3

Hi wanna bang? Sure, but are you over minimum sexual age? yes, i just turned 3.

by Minimum sexual age February 26, 2020

minimum slave

Someone who works for minimum wage in a country where minimum wage is not enough to live on without extra state support or benefits.

Since the postindustrial decline in the rust belt the service industry has been built by the tool of minimum slaves.

by Ellis disease May 16, 2020

Joke Minimum

A set level of joke quality that must be met, to the terms of the receiver of the joke. If this minimum is not met, it is punishible, by money, light slaps, or any other form of mild punishment.

*person 1 makes horrid joke*

Person 2 " That's a slap that violated the joke minimum."

by the mighty jungle September 11, 2016