Minge Onion

When Lady Parts are so ripe they bring a tear to the eye

"Frannie took her knickers off and my god did she have a minge onion"

by L3X84 January 8, 2022

Vicious Minge

Generally used to describe something that is extremely difficult

That exam was a vicious minge!

by bigjim53 December 13, 2006

Mocci Minge

Australian slang for an old crusty vagina.

I got with a girl last night but she had a mocci minge

by KingLachie11 June 3, 2020

Minge Cloth

A cotton or sometimes synthetic material, mainly used by women to clean there vaginal entrance.

Please use that minge cloth and wash those smelly hanging bacon rashers

by Starfabregas4 October 1, 2007

minge

The minge is not the actual vagina, but the hair surrounding the area. On the labia majora and the pubic mound. Loose, shaggy hair that is not neatly trimmed, and may be a little fragranced with 'girl perfume'.

"My minge is so sweaty, and tufts of hair are coming out the side of my pants. Perhaps I should get a Brazillian."

by helen smellen July 31, 2004

Minge

Minge means car in the UK. People often call it a minge and won’t be referred as anything else.

i like your minge! What colour is your minge? When did you last wash your minge

by tomprattx January 25, 2022

Minge Fettler

A gynaecologist, or someone who "fettles minges", minge being a slang word for vagina and fettle being a northern term for someone who "tidies up" or "adjusts"

"I'm off to see my Minge Fettler because my pissflaps have become really unsightly!"

by Cwilliam September 27, 2006