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I’m single and I’m ready to mingle

Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time
I just got a match on Tinder!

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle!
by RandomJack69 December 19, 2018
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Mingle Girl

A girl who flirts with many men, without necessarily being attracted to any of them.
Guy1: Whys she talking to so many guys, is she a slut?

Guy2: Dont be rude, shes just a mingle girl.
by A reputable Scholar July 10, 2015
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Mingler

To join or take part with others, often gossiping. Minglers loves to talk, especially about business, politics, or any other issue related to business or economics. They are usually the center of attention at a party and have an affable manner. However, that is the appearance they wish for you to believe. Minglers is also quite good at listening, and is looking out for any information that the corporation can use, do not trust them.
Alex tries so hard to hang with the big business guys. We should start calling him "The Mingler"
by mama_jazz August 10, 2016
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Minacle

you're such a minacle
by driftit October 24, 2016
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mingleton

One who is constantly searching aimlessly for a girls. He/she tries however they aren't able to ever close the deal.
Andreas tried all night to hook up with that chinese girl, but in the end he turned out to just be a mingleton.
by Absur September 29, 2007
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Single Ready to Mingle

A term when your spouse has died and instead of sex, you are now looking at pranking fire/police stations for entertainment, resulting in a possibility of a gay "mingle"
police officer: so how is your wife?
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.

SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!
by sukmadick February 27, 2012
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mingledwarf

one who bites fart bubbles (or any type of bubbles) underwater
Joe, you mingledwarf, go bite some bubbles.
by Ryan F., Nathan K., Shawn W., November 6, 2008
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