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time for the handyman to meet the milkman

To wank
Bob: Well , its that time again

Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman
by joweh December 29, 2011
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Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.
Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.
by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012
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you look like your milkman

A term used to call one's mother a whore
Barry - You look like your milkman
Steve - Wha???
Barry - She is cheap I had a go
by Rvenham April 20, 2014
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 18, 2014
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what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
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Milkman

Is i man who can produce milk in many was. There is a 90% chance that he has clapped your mother
AYO BRO, THE MILKMAN CLAPPED YOUR MOM BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
by Rengokus..crusty.eye August 14, 2021
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Milkman's Baby

A very pale or light skinned child, who is much lighter than one or both parents.
My baby is so pale with blond hair and blue eyes, his father and I joke that he must be the Milkman's Baby.
by BananaLady98 June 30, 2021
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