time for the handyman to meet the milkman

To wank

Bob: Well , its that time again

Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman

by joweh December 27, 2011

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 17, 2012

you look like your milkman

A term used to call one's mother a whore

Barry - You look like your milkman
Steve - Wha???
Barry - She is cheap I had a go

by Rvenham March 12, 2014

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 19, 2014

Milkman curry

When you get spices in your eyes, so your friend has to jack off into your eyes to soothe them.

Damn, I got curry in my eyes again! Don't worry - I'll give you the ole milkman curry. That'll do the trick.

by milkman234 April 20, 2024

Ethiopian Milkman

A sex act based on an Ethiopian practice where air is blown into a cow's anus in order to trick the cow into thinking it's pregnant, inturn increasing milk production.

Basically it's eating a girl's ass while simultaneously reaching up/round for a go on her tits.

Girl 1: you won't believe what he did to me last night!
Girl 2: OMG tell me!
Girl 1: The Ethiopian Milkman!! My tits literally pissed the bed by the time he'd finished!!

by Robbo77 May 31, 2021

save a cow milk a milkman

it means to use the milkmans semen and not milk a cow

have you seen the milkman from thats not my neighborhood? save a cow milk a milkman am i right?

by bluea May 08, 2024