Mac Miller Diet

to top off one's waffle with scrambled eggs due to lack of syrup in ones bottle

Cool College Kid: (puts eggs on top of waffle cause hes a cool college kid)
Cooler College Kid: "Oh, I see you're on the Mac Miller diet."

by M Daddy March 1, 2011

Miller High Life

The champagne of beers.

Sorry i drank it all.

by Rexall October 26, 2003

John Miller

Recieving a handjob while in a restaurant surronded by friends

I went out to dinner with my girlfriend and some friends to Applebees and totally got a John Miller

by J Gil March 18, 2008

dennis miller ratio

A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.

A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.

*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.

by paynbow April 25, 2006

Milkers

a bitches fat fucking tiddies.

Damn gurl you got phat milkers

by XxEægyFægotxX February 14, 2021

Clock Milker

Someone who shows up to work and is completely unproductive, and spends countless hours looking up new definitions on urbandictionary.com.

"Greg" is a clock milker because he comes in everyday and spend hours 6-8 just surfing the web, still pulling the wool over his bosses eyes and taking home his payheck.

by S Wall September 24, 2005

ezra miller

domestic terrorist, was NOT acting in ‘we need to talk about kevin’, enby who took “be gay, do crime” too seriously

list of crimes include, but are not limited to:
- assault
- public intoxication
- disorderly conduct
- harassment

“holy shit did you see ezra miller terrorizing the entirety of hawaii?”

“yeah shit we need to talk about ezra fr”

by Superwhoavengelocked June 10, 2022