midget

Anything smaller than usual but sometimes better or funnier than average compared to how small it is. They are Beasts at basketball but get swatted because of their shortness.

that midget(person) was 3 feet tall

I had a midget lunch today

by Failcantcompete March 5, 2009

midget

acronym for 'mini idiots dangerously growing even tinier'

omg look @ da midget ova der.. hez lyk so smal!

by juss anotherr gurl... October 1, 2005

midget

short people with alot drinking issues and works at freak show as side attretion

look at midget he always drunk

by jason mcroja September 15, 2005

midget

-an interestingly annoying creature who does nothing but follow people around and repeating after them.
-usually is only 4 feet tall, with serious bucked front teeth and a shrieking laughter to boot

That midget classmate of mine is so annoying I'm not surprised if her mum decided to haul her onto the oncoming train.

by errkk January 4, 2005

midget

freakishly short people, dwarfs, often hilarious.

midgetisism has various types and intensities.

HAHAHAHAHA that midget is hilarious. (said by me while watching man show)

by justin March 27, 2004

midget

A man of small stature...

...Thomas Brock Jones

Guy 1: Holy shit that dude's a midget!

Guy 2: Yea He's like a little Brock Jones

by NG-6 February 22, 2008

midget

a person that eats ur pie and ur cookies and ur brain!!! someone u need to kill!!! they are evil!!!

kill that midget its evil!!!

by midget hater June 6, 2005