Middle School

One of the many, many things that proves that if there is a god he's an asshole, The place where sweet innocent children turns into demons and other disturbing creatures

*John Before Middle School*
John: Mom can I have some money so buy some candy I'll do extra chores for an entire month!

*John After Middle School*
John: Yo Mom! give me some money so I can take my slutty girlfriend to the movies!

by Tripleh June 14, 2013

Middle School

A fucking prision

Hey you are in middle school? Good luck

by Weekeleeks April 4, 2015

Middle School

The result of stuffing 400 hormonal teens into a common area. Usually referred to as living hell.

Today I have to go to middle school where Lisa will probably have another period leak and I'll get verbally abused. Fun times.

by crazytrisgirl September 10, 2015

Middle School

torture Middle school is usually grades 6th~8th and it usually is torture. The worst is 6th, everyone judges you and then in 7th it’s okay, everyone is insecure and cringy, then 8th is also okay because it is usually your last year at that school.

School district: HOW CAN WE MAKE MIDDLE SCHOOL THE WORST?!
School district 5 seconds later: *the middle school we have today*

by Garlicbread112233 November 18, 2018

Middle School

Hell on earth

my life is Middle School

by Zig Love July 14, 2017

Middle School

The fucking worst 3 years of your life, so much drama, fights, homework, fucking hate the teachers, you get into fights with old friends and make new ones, rumors gets spread, people have their glow-ups in the summer, guys get extra hot, guys only care about girls and their booty if your a flat girl no guy will ask you out, if your fat you'll get made fun of. Middle school fucking sucks, trust me I'm in 8th grade and my ex- best friend me and her got into a fight this year and it got so out of hand, and rumors about me that weren't true got spread and I was called a hoe,whore, and a slut for 2 months, guys look at my booty all the time when I'm walking (how do I know well guys always walk behind me and when I turn around because either i hear my name or my friend is talking to me I see 3 guys all talking and looking at my booty, plus the guys in gym class look at me all the time.) Plus if your short in middle school your middle school life is so fucked and I know because I'm in 8th grade and 14 years old and I'm only 5'0 and all my friends are like 5'2-5'6 and it sucks.

"Damn girl your ass is fine" -Middle School guys

"She's such a hoe I heard she had sex with 5 guys" -Middle School fakes

by trojansdancer2023 March 6, 2019

Middle School

The place where you lose the meaning of life and humanity. You go in happy and ready to "find yourself", but you come out looking like someone from orange is the new black.

MOM! PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?

by ClassyBrunnumGIrl August 9, 2018