One of the many, many things that proves that if there is a god he's an asshole, The place where sweet innocent children turns into demons and other disturbing creatures
*John Before Middle School*
John: Mom can I have some money so buy some candy I'll do extra chores for an entire month!
*John After Middle School*
John: Yo Mom! give me some money so I can take my slutty girlfriend to the movies!
John: Mom can I have some money so buy some candy I'll do extra chores for an entire month!
*John After Middle School*
John: Yo Mom! give me some money so I can take my slutty girlfriend to the movies!
by Tripleh June 14, 2013
Get the Middle Schoolmug. It sucks ass. Most people smell like rotten curry that sat in the refrigerator for 10 years. Middle School is the 3 most shittiest years of your life. The boys are perverts and the girls are hoes that think they cool. (they not)
to-be 6th grader: *excited for ms*
....
8 grader: "So hows middle school for ya?"
6th grader: "Its ass"
8th grader: "Accurate"
groups-
popular kids- stuck up bitches who only care about themselves
nerds- weird geeky kids with glasses, smell like rotten curry
normal- people who actually have common sense and know what they r doing, mostly sane human beings
perverts- weird ass kids. all they think about is have $*x . they smell like shit
people who don't give a crap- .....
the athletic boys- walk like the hulk, think they are going to get a scholarship just case the barely made a 3 to "win" the basketball game. they think they cool af and they can do anything they want. they talk like 20 year olds that JUST hit puberty cause their voices are 10 octaves too high.
in middle school everyone have suicidal thoughts because they get bullied and stuff
most of the popular kids are just rich kids that think they own the place (they rlly don't) . the hallways are crowded as hell and the teachers get mad when you're late because someone slammed your ass into a locker.
the teachers are dumb bitches who think homework is fun and they suck ass at teaching. most of them are high all the time but if you have a good teacher, cherish them. :)
to-be 6th grader: *excited for ms*
....
8 grader: "So hows middle school for ya?"
6th grader: "Its ass"
8th grader: "Accurate"
groups-
popular kids- stuck up bitches who only care about themselves
nerds- weird geeky kids with glasses, smell like rotten curry
normal- people who actually have common sense and know what they r doing, mostly sane human beings
perverts- weird ass kids. all they think about is have $*x . they smell like shit
people who don't give a crap- .....
the athletic boys- walk like the hulk, think they are going to get a scholarship just case the barely made a 3 to "win" the basketball game. they think they cool af and they can do anything they want. they talk like 20 year olds that JUST hit puberty cause their voices are 10 octaves too high.
in middle school everyone have suicidal thoughts because they get bullied and stuff
most of the popular kids are just rich kids that think they own the place (they rlly don't) . the hallways are crowded as hell and the teachers get mad when you're late because someone slammed your ass into a locker.
the teachers are dumb bitches who think homework is fun and they suck ass at teaching. most of them are high all the time but if you have a good teacher, cherish them. :)
by yourmom112233445566 March 9, 2022
Get the Middle Schoolmug. the worst and most awkward 2 or 3 or 4 years of any kid’s school life. Cliques start forming and you are kind of on your own for making friends. Some teachers may just be the shitty kind and just gotta get lucky to get nice ones. You get a shit ton of homework that’s all due within a short period of time to the point where you can’t keep track of anything anymore and your brain cells die, and sometimes even get more than high schoolers. Usually the cafeteria food is just dog shit pizza that’s been frozen for some time or baby cow growth hormone milk that’s maybe spoiled. Then you do all that shit ton of work to graduate only to have 4 more years left of high school which is a whole other story...
6th grader: I’m so excited for middle school I can finally be like one of the cool older kids now and do whatever I want! Freedom here I come!
8th grader: yeah right. Middle school is a fun time (not). Good luck.
6th grader: are you joking?
8th grader: hmmm....
6th grader: *says no more*
8th grader: yeah right. Middle school is a fun time (not). Good luck.
6th grader: are you joking?
8th grader: hmmm....
6th grader: *says no more*
by chicken_nugget_manifest August 7, 2019
Get the Middle Schoolmug. A hell hole where none of it even matters. Teachers are assholes and don't give a fuck about anything and are way too strict. Also, since were in 2020 if your not a popular person that tries too fight everybody then your an emo kid who cuts themselves and looks weird as hell with their green ass hair, oh and puberty. People that aren't in puberty will just make fun of you for it like a little bitch, and must us not forget the work that we have too do in a week. Projects, homework, quizzes, essays, and test. All in a short amount of time. 8th graders talk shit about people because their a couple months older than them and 6th graders think they run the school. A complete waste of time overall but don't even really try nothing matters too anything until highschool. Not too mention the ass food. They say we get seasoned chicken and shit but instead get a dry ass hamburger and we can't even have salt or anything because of vegans and allergies.
by orange juice concentrate 25 November 8, 2020
Get the Middle Schoolmug. Worst place to be in for three years, Even worse if you're a female like I am. Most boys think they are super badass, cool, and funny, but in reality the're usually seen as super loud, and annoying. A bunch girls in my grade aren't any better. Loving to be on instagram anytime they can manage, whining about not being on their phone for two minutes, and just being bothersome. Being a very tall, Very pale, shy nerd with anxiety, like I am obviously cant get you in the popular girls clique. If you can survive middle school you can survive everything.
5th grader: "WOW! I can't wait to be in middle school! ill have a lot of friends, I'll be SO mature, and i might even be popular!
*Me trying so hard not to bring them down* Uh..Yeah! Sure you will..
*Me trying so hard not to bring them down* Uh..Yeah! Sure you will..
by anxiety child December 12, 2019
Get the Middle Schoolmug. The place where you lose the meaning of life and humanity. You go in happy and ready to "find yourself", but you come out looking like someone from orange is the new black.
by ClassyBrunnumGIrl August 9, 2018
Get the Middle Schoolmug. torture Middle school is usually grades 6th~8th and it usually is torture. The worst is 6th, everyone judges you and then in 7th it’s okay, everyone is insecure and cringy, then 8th is also okay because it is usually your last year at that school.
School district: HOW CAN WE MAKE MIDDLE SCHOOL THE WORST?!
School district 5 seconds later: *the middle school we have today*
School district 5 seconds later: *the middle school we have today*
by Garlicbread112233 November 18, 2018
Get the Middle Schoolmug.