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michigan mudjam

While at a mudjam striptease contest, a girl (contestant in said contest) who is wearing a butt plug gets it pulled out by some random guy who then proceeds to jam it in his mouth and suck on it.
Dude, did you hear about Kevin pulling a Michigan Mudjam the other night?
by MeganSignals October 16, 2015
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Mickie D's

Nickname for McDonald's, the world's largest fast food chain.
Let's hit up Mickie D's on the way home.
by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007
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Maczil

An extremely beautiful and ethereal woman. She is dark and mysterious, and her hair is exquisitely long and luscious. Some consider her a mystical creature, as she is sometimes found in the ocean as a mermaid, or in the air as a fairy. Whichever form she takes she is the epitome of feminine beauty.
Did you see that mysterious woman? I think she was a Maczil...I wish I were married to her.
by BWestino February 3, 2010
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Michigan Ham Sandwich

A disgusting yet extremely arousing sex act in which an individual places slices of ham between their buttcheeks and has their sexual partner eat all of the ham. For it to be a true Michigan ham sandwich, there must be atleast 4 thick slices of ham between the cheeks.

ALT: Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel

The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.
"Man, I was just jerkin' mah gerkin' when Susie came over. Already extremely horny, my dick reached maximum size when she preformed a Michigan Ham Sandwich.

"Eyyo maen, me ands Sharkeliquaiea was fuckin' yezerday, and she ot' some ham out of da frigg, ya know? She did the Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel nigga! I'z gotz some shit on my tongue, boi."

"Yeah girl, I was with Jake the other day, and I really wanted to get intimate, you know? And he did the Michigan Ham Sandwich. I would imagine it would have tasted delicious if I wasn't constantly smelling his sweaty taint."
by endwalker November 11, 2016
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Michigan Ave Special

The art of dropping your pants at the bus stop, while facing away from the road, to relieve one self of projectile diarrhea.
While driving past the ice cream stand, we saw Johnny drop a Michigan Ave Special.
by Michigandime May 20, 2022
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Michiel

A man who's nature is pure, light blue like a summer sky. He is loyal, understanding, committed. He can easily be your best friend, best lover, and a person to have an interesting chat. Nature lover, a tree from the northern lowlands.
Do you see him? Michiel is out there catching salamanders for his pond. :)
by lflrdlat September 27, 2018
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Micki Free

I man who looks like a bitch. In a episode of "Chappelle's Show" Charlie Murphy notes that while in a club in the 1980s, he saw "That new bitch from Shalamar .. fine like a motherfucker")
That new "girl" was Miki Free. ("Miki Free is not a girl," Murphy noted later).
To his defense, it was a period of history where the guy who look most like the bitch was the one getting all the females.
"Androgenous shit," according to Murphy.
Man, I saw this girl with long hair and makeup on, she was fine like a motherfucker. Ends up it was a Micki Free.
by ZuluHammer Creator 4-18-05 September 23, 2009
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