to be overcome by a sudden fear only to realize seconds later that the issue is small or nonexistent.
I responded to my coworker's email with a dirty joke and had a micropanic when I thought I had selected "reply all" and sent to my boss as well. I quickly realized I had only sent it to her.
I noticed my wedding ring missing on my finger this morning and had a mircopanic at work thinking I lost it, but was okay a second later when I realized I just had left it at home.
I noticed my wedding ring missing on my finger this morning and had a mircopanic at work thinking I lost it, but was okay a second later when I realized I just had left it at home.
by meltoddy August 7, 2009
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95% of adult males fall within the interval 10.7 cm/4.23 in and 19.1 cm/7.53 in when erect.
The opposite of micropenis (the medical condition of having an abnormally small penis)
A penis too large poses many health risks both vaginally and anally. For instance, some short-term damages include the possibility of the cervix becoming bruised from deep penetration or vaginal and anal fissures.
It has been associated with higher risk for sex injury (penile fracture) and infections for the person with the condition.
Other terms : macrophallus, megalophallus, megalopenis, megaphallus, megapenis
Jonah Falcon (man known for claiming to have the biggest penis measuring 13.5 inches)
95% of adult males fall within the interval 10.7 cm/4.23 in and 19.1 cm/7.53 in when erect.
The opposite of micropenis (the medical condition of having an abnormally small penis)
A penis too large poses many health risks both vaginally and anally. For instance, some short-term damages include the possibility of the cervix becoming bruised from deep penetration or vaginal and anal fissures.
It has been associated with higher risk for sex injury (penile fracture) and infections for the person with the condition.
Other terms : macrophallus, megalophallus, megalopenis, megaphallus, megapenis
Jonah Falcon (man known for claiming to have the biggest penis measuring 13.5 inches)
Unlike the popular belief that adult content and media instills in us, having a macropenis is not that great, neither for me nor my partner, the bigger the merrier is a myth.
by Johnwick98 August 25, 2021
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Unlike a chode, a macropenis is both wide and long.
Unlike a chode, a macropenis is both wide and long.
by jeroknite March 1, 2014
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by Assweepay August 13, 2003
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Get the Micro Penis mug.Most of the beer brewed by microbreweries in the UK. These "brewers" take advantage of tax breaks to brew crap beer and undercut those who brew good beer. They also take advantage of the fact that many drinkers in the UK are more interested in drinking beers with funny names than in drinking beer which tastes good.
I had to meet someone in "The Harp" last night. All they had on were seven different varieties of micropiss, so we soon decamped to a proper pub.
by CAMRA man January 12, 2014
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A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.
A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.
by Diego August 21, 2003
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