metuchen

a town (exit 10 on Turnpike, 131 on Parkway) of about 13,000 in Central New Jersey where no crazy party should ever be held because of the small population and close proximity to police and/or bitchy neighbors

Ew! You get your underwear in the dollar or less basement of Variety Village in Metuchen? You skank!

by Liz March 27, 2005

Metuchen

Moderatly nice town in Central Jersey,
also a conviently semi-dirty noun.

A)

DeJuan: Route 27 is near Metuchen, fuck. Or it it 35?

B)

Jon: Metuchen my nuts.

by Dajaleymon Kiwi February 6, 2009

Metung

A town in Victoria, Australia which is definately much higher above the sea level than Sale, Longford or Bairnsdale (Coonsdale).
This place is where awesome people live... And it has the best water in Gippsland!

Travis: "Heyy Jack, wanna come to my house?"
Jack: "Where do you live?"
Travis: "Oh, in Metung"
Jack: "WHAT?! That place is fucking awesome!!!"
Travis: "So what? Do you still wanna come over?"
Jack: "No way! I would be to far away from my beloved Jane!"

Scott: "Don't let jack go there, he wil spread his dandruff everywhere!"
Damo: "What The Hell?"
Jane: " DUDE I HAD THE MOST FUCKED UP DREAM LAST NIGHT!"

by Some Coon From The Dale September 3, 2009

methuni

A stupid girl who really should actually be an asshole, she can be nice sometimes but really was born into a natural asshole.

Methuni was talking to be so i ate a piece of bread and she just shitted it out her mouth.

by dogshit6 November 24, 2018

METULLLL

NORSK1 ARISK! BLACK metutlLLLLL1!!!11! KVLT GR1M TR00 N3CR0 UBER-METULULLLLL11!!

Like Rammstein.

by Tom (I'm such a little trooper.) October 24, 2003

MeToo

A feminist movement that started around a case of actual harm where an actual crime was committed but quickly spiraled to false accusations for political and economic gain, petty revenge, and brief fame by changing the definition of rape from anything from actual rape to looking at a woman for more than 5 seconds. It was justified by the idea that one should believe all women, all the time, and take their words without question and their accusations without investigation.

In the process it completely discredited actual rape victims.

The movement effectively came to an end when democrats were accused of rape and MeToo activists started blaming the victims to support their political candidates.

I wanted his job so I used MeToo to get him fired based on the accusation that he raped me by unconsensually saying "hello" while passing me in the hall.

by KolchakTheNightStalker January 6, 2023

Methuen

A city in massachusetts where everyone fucking smokes, fucks in the cars behind the loop and does fucked up shit mostly the town is full of stoners and a lot of sewer lobsters

Methuen is a city in massachusetts

by S-X_MVmuthafucka June 20, 2007