Metapwhorically

A way of speaking used by some exotic dancers that allows them to speak their mind to a rude customer without making a him angry, so he will still give her money.

She wanted to tell him to go fuck himself, but instead struck up a conversation about masturbation and encouraged him not to be ashamed. Like many strippers, she was speaking metapwhorically.

by Dikatomy March 6, 2013

methapolooza

It’s when you have so much meth you don’t know what to do with it all.

Mathew Schardainya is have a methapolooza party for everyone this weekend!

by SchardainyaMathew1488 August 23, 2019

Methamorphosis

The transformation of a hot piece of grade-A, take him home to Mama, beefcake to methed-up and turned-out wanna be gangster/drug dealer who wears his girlfriends skinny jeans and still needs a belt. You might know him as Mr. Wifi Number because he can't hold a job so he can't keep a phone on. Also known as a rat because he's too pretty to go to jail.

Have you seen beefcake lately? I think his methamorphosis is complete.

by Wicked Sticky December 22, 2020

Metaporn

Something that will get you on the FBI's most wanted list very quick. Avoid at all costs!

My brother got arrested for consuming metaporn. He now faces death penalty.

by Ffffuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2022

Methaphorically Speaking

explaining the 'why' behind anything a crack head posts on the internet

Anything R4TM said is just messed up, methaphorically speaking. He's just a crack head!

by gregster@TTPG August 1, 2009

Meataphor

The replacement of one meat with another, usually at a breakfast restaurant.

Hey! The waiter replaced my bacon with ham without even telling me, and right here, the menu says "no unannounced meataphors!"

by iamtheram October 1, 2008

metahorror

The new genre of horror that surpasses the previous one of simplistic scares. This genre messes with the idea that what you think is natural is the expected and in metahorror, expect the unexpected.

A: "I guess now it would be twitter, that would make more sense"
B: "A bunch of articulate teens sit around and deconstruct horror movies, until Ghostface kills them one by one. Its been done to death. The whole self-aware, post modern metahorror shit. Stick a fork in 1996 already."
A: "I like the stab movies, they're scarier. Its not aliens or zombies or little asian ghost girls. There is something real about a guy with a knife who just... snaps, it could really happen."

by Scre4ming4more October 18, 2011