little mermaid

the coolest disney movie ever

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

mermaid's flannel

extremely wet. Opposite of an arab's sandal

Frankly my dear, you're quim is dripping. I conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid's flannel - Sherlock Holmes.

by mad dog February 25, 2004

mermanate

verb- to finger a belly button while hooking up

"I was hooking up with this guy and he fucking mermanated me, thinking it was hot. I was like hell no."

by never been mermanated April 17, 2009

Frontal-Mermaid

The sexual position which consist in stapling the woman's legs together and throwing her in a pool. Now while she gurgles for air you must gently insert your pelvic cavity in her mouth.

David: Bro I totally did the frontal-mermaid with your mom last night.
Victor: Idk what you're talking about, she is clearly still walking.

by BoilingDischarq October 9, 2011

mermaid clock

It is when an unattractive girl/woman becomes attractive to you because you're very desperate or horny. You live with an ugly girl for a long time and all of sudden she starts becoming attractive to your eyes due to the fact that you have not it in a long ass time.

Expression inspired from "How I Met Your Mother" by Barney Stinson: "Evey girl has a mermaid clock

Some guy: Dude check out that ugly girl!
horny friend: Damn dawg shes looking fine, Im ready to dip it in.
Some guy: dawg you're disgusting...it's prolly cause you're being affected by this girl's mermaid clock.

by djily02016 December 7, 2010

mermaid fetish

when you tie a girl's legs together and put her bottom half in a green sleeping bag, then fuck her in a kiddie pool

Danny d had a wicked bad mermaid fetish, until he found out about cartoon porn and now just whacks off to Ariel

by brian "the stank" ouellette August 7, 2007

mermaid purse

slang for vagina

"Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"

by monroe1962 May 25, 2009