Meredith

One who acts immature,
but can make you laugh and pee yourself,
She is Very Pretty.
Sort of a pushover, but does not allow somethings.
Loves to be caring and just wants her friends
and family to love her.
Academically smart, but she can be slow.
Very very sweet!
Sexy, very sexy!
Very shy at first, but a nice fun perso can bring the
Ghetto ass fun self out of her.

Look at that very very cute creature!

It must be a meredith.

by Yourmomsucksweiner December 9, 2009

Mercedes Benz

A Well made Luxurious German piece of Machinery that gets absurd amounts of jealousy,also known to single handedly steal other car owners girlfriends and especially any spotlight from other German cars such as BMW owners when Mercedes arrives on the scene. BMW is and will always be second to Mercedes,Your average smart driver of a Mercedes does not beat on and race they're cars like BMW drivers do.For Mercedes is not wreckless,Mercedes Drivers have pride and take care of there fine automobiles.They are made to cruise luxuriously without added performance parts. They are a First Class Automobile.

Mercedes Benz,Thee car of cars ...the Beautiful offspring of German Engineering

by The Best Barber May 11, 2010

mercedes

probably the most sophisticated name out there. girls named mercedes hate being compared to the car and are completely unique. they don't take shit from anybody and know how to hold their own. they're usually strong but have their weaknesses like evryone else. they always know how to have fun and bring out the best in people.

mercedes crazy good friend car

by Xshe_knows91 July 21, 2009

messed up

1.)To be wasted or drunk. (see wasted).
2.)To be beaten up badly.
3.)Something that is strange or weird.

look at that 6 legged freak, that is messed up!

by Mark October 13, 2003

merced

to be killed

derived from mercenary

that fool disrespected the wrong cat and got merced.

by mr. merc your ass October 12, 2007

Merced

Land of the Doint, Dointest, A place where the weather is far from temperate, the smell of cattle and agricultural waste sting the nostrils. The landscape is far from interesting and can best be described as Sandy Mush. Other then the Incomplete Uc campus the area can be deemed a technological black whole lacking anykind of service minimize contact to the outside world and confining those with to their own weirdness. Only means for survival in such a living situation is to peridica;;y escape.

"Last time I woke up in merced i thought I was still dreaming"

"Don't take acid just go to merced"

by mercedkilla September 21, 2011

P-Messed

When you get so pissed at someone that you defriend him or her on facebook and then create a group asking others to defriend that person as well

you must have really pissed him off because you just got P-Messed.

by P-Me$$ May 24, 2009