Upside-down Merlin

The act in which a male, during 69, ejaculates on his partner's face and then immediately flips her off of his body. He must then immediately grab a handful of glitter (which he had in his hand, pocket, or on the bedside table) and "cast" it into his partner's face. The glitter will adhere to the partner's face, leaving her "under his spell". The male can then, if desired, yell "EXCALIBUR!" at the top of his lungs.

"So how was it with Gabi last night?"

"Oh man, she had no idea, I pulled off the Upside-down Merlin. That bitch is totally under my spell."

by The Wizard of Cock May 18, 2009

merlinate

(v) to merlinate; to epicly own; to be simply amazing at life in general

1) "Prepare to get MERLINATED."

2) "I'm going to merlinate you so hard you'll have been merlinated!"

by Farrahness May 5, 2009

merkingaga

a merkin that is made out of something unusual instead of the normal synthetic hair......in honor of Lady Gaga. Feathers or a Colorful Clown wig cut down to size would be acceptable...

For example, lisa did not want to wear a normal merkin. So she made her own "merkingaga" in Lady Gaga style with some peacock feathers. She also made one from a clown wig that was cut down to size.

by Diabla007 April 28, 2011

Merren

The most beautiful and sweet girl you will ever meet, she has a great personality and a great sense of humor. She loves all sorts of things and can adapt. Don’t mess with her!

“Wow, Merren is a fierce competitor”

by yeetofyeets March 19, 2019

Merrick Garland

Noun; A comically inept Attorney General who was appointed on March 11, 2021. Instead of investigating treason, he spends his days playing Snood, taking naps and getting sexually aroused by manila folders.

“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.

by apatheticny September 20, 2021

Jay Merrick

That idiot in Marble Hornets (A slenderverves series) Who dosent know how to dial 911, or might not even know WHAT a police officer is.

Dude call the police
Whats the number?
You are such a Jay Merrick

by A.new.kinda.plague January 16, 2021

Merrick

A boy genius who has his own cult.

The Merrick cult is thriving.

by Lala kitty May 6, 2017