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Mercenaritis

A disease brought on by over-playing of Mercenaries 2: World in Flames too much. Symptoms include: Hating Venezuelans, having the excessive desire to steal a car, and crash it into a petroleum pump, or the urge to capture mansions. The only cure is 5 hours of Chinese Water Torture followed by 3 pounds of cake
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna drive to that new Venezuelan restaurant?

Guy 2: Nah, I can't, I might kill them. I have Mercenaritis
by NoahTheSlash February 3, 2010
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marlenemckinnonsbae

gay. very gay.

nah jk.

marlenemckinnonsbae is a very cool fan page? on tiktok. they have over 400 followers.

ps i’m happy to be your moot :).
marlenemckinnonsbae is cool.
by remoonytheloml September 1, 2021
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Merlin

An absolutely EPIC individual with limited weaknesses. Merlin's most powerful feat is when he managed to grasp a red giant star and snuff it out with a mere clench of his mighty fist. Merlin shows many traits of the fictional character Sans from Undertale. Merlin runs fast enough to combust air molecules. Merlin has easily beaten Barry Allen, also known as the Flash, in a race without breaking a sweat. On the daily, Merlin will scrape in mountains of women that of the attractiveness of the porn star, Mia Khalifa. Of course, Merlin does not even spare a passing glance at these women, as if Merlin were to get in bed with one, the energy produced my Merlin's activity would decimate all molecules within the female's body. The only mistake that Merlin has ever made was when he spilled a subway meatball sub in math class, however this is easily forgivable. He is also a quadrillionare philanthropist, youtube star, body builder, attractive person, and a god among men. Merlin works alongside Jeff, which is an unbelievably powerful combination of heroes. Merlin has a classic phrase, "Sup dude?" and this phrase is what provides our will to live. All people named Merlin have these abilities, but their consciousnesses are combined to make one entity.
"God only wishes to be as powerful as Merlin."
by mosquitofork666 August 23, 2018
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merengue

is the most fun latin music style you could ever dance!! its got a two-step beat and your waist is the part of your body that works the most..so if you girls want a sexy waist like a real latina has..go and practice some of the merengue moves..n dont forget the dance partner!
no llores por ella-ZAFRA NEGRA is so touching and incredible merengue song to dance!

download this merengue song: 25 horas al dia-PROYECTO UNO
if you havent hear it! oh my God! I'll have to think you're not a human being!
by AngieFerNanda March 25, 2009
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Mercenary

A 'mercenary' is a person who takes part in an armed conflict, who is not a national or a party to the conflict and is motivated to take part in the hostilities by the desire for private gain. The term 'mercenary' is also used to describe the army itself.
He hired an army of mercenaries to fight the battle for him, paying them money.
The mercenary only wanted the money for what he had done.
by Soulhaiena February 10, 2014
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Marlena

The most super awesome amazing badass person that ever existed
Tom: Marlena is such a awesome person don't you think?
Oliver: Yea.
by someone458 February 18, 2010
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White Chocolate Merlin

This is a simple thing that has taught LA a lesson. White Chocolate Merlin is a powerhouse that can't be stopped!
I was out kicking it yesterday and White Chocolate Merlin approached and took my girl. I think he got her pregnant!
by blopel July 30, 2009
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