merk

to beat the fucking shit out of someone until their pussy faggot ass dies

the bitch would give me dat fat cunt so i merked that hoe

by getmony January 21, 2009

Merk

Verb - simply put, the fuck the shit out of a girl.

Manny: yo, so did you smash?
John: did i smash?!?! shit, I MERKED that bitch!!!

by Beantown Joe April 2, 2007

Merk

Anything you want ( Only applying in Gun-Ru aka Grand Rapids MI)

-Girls

-Fucking
-Cigerettes
- Chewing Tobaco

Im bout to go get some merks
-means Im bout to go buy some cigs or

Im bout to go get some girls
Bout to Merk a Merk

- Bout to fuck a girl or
- Toss a chaw
-Smoke a Cig

by Salteen Krackerz November 4, 2009

merking

To, intentionally or unintentionally, appear in the background of someones photo. Someone who does this often may be referred to as a 'merker'

Look at you merking in the background of her photo!

by happysmileygirl August 2, 2005

merks

woman who taste bad when you go down on them. Origins in the word "merkin" coming from Shakespeare's day. (A merkin was a pubic wig used by some women to cover up venerial diseases.)

oh my god were you guys just talking about merks? The worst was the other day when...

by Dildo Phil October 22, 2007

merked

To be badly beaten up or killed. Comes from the word Murded.

Geeza your gonna get merked

by Deckmaster171 May 31, 2006

merked

1. Owned, lit up, pwned, etc.
2. A state of first being stabbed in the chest, followed by being anal raped.
3. Showing a sense of ownership over an item, followed by dissing it.

1.
Person A: Dude! Headshot!
Person B: Merked!

2.
Person A: Dude, I just got merked!
Person B: Damn, that sucks.

3.
Person A: Dude, your dog just got merked!

by Jimasd November 9, 2008