Merkin

adjective Not to be confused with the original merkin, (pubic wig) but rather an up-coming Australian slang which can be replaced for vulgar slang such as; 'geek', 'nerd' or 'weener'

'Look at that little merkin skipping along the street.'

by zandzy August 21, 2009

merfing

A series of "merf"s made by a small/toy dog

A small/toy dog starts merfing for attention, to elaborate its emotions, or to express a want.

by Jennifer McCabe September 28, 2006

Merkini

A Merkini is when a hairy man makes a bathing suit or underwear by shaving all of his body and pubic hair, except for the areas that would be covered by a bikini or Speedo.

I saw him at the beach today. He was wearing an itsy bitsey tiny weeny pubic hair Merkini that he shaved just night before.

by John011979 November 27, 2011

merkin

A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.

Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???

John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.

by SWEETIEPIE April 25, 2005

merking

To creep around a bar hitting on women in a sketchy manner

I was merking on so many broads last night

by Merking on Broads April 16, 2008

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.

"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire

by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011

merkin

a group of guinea pigs

there goes a merkin of guinea pigs

by kloppers March 6, 2007