merch link in bio

When someone (a YouTuber) says "merch link in bio" it means he wants your money! Going to the "link in the bio" proves how naive of a person you are.

Jake Paul : MERCH LINK IN BIO
11 year old pleb : HOLY SHIT I WANT THAT 50$ SHIRT!!!!

by Ramdomando May 16, 2018

dream merch discord

a bunch of 12 year old white girls who shit on people if you don’t have enough money to buy merch.

Person A: hey are you in the dream merch discord?
Person B: yea why?
Person A: ohh youre one of those...

by schlushie May 2, 2021

merch link in bio

A meme made by Jake Paul.

"Jake Paul, merch link in bio, Ohio fried chicken bitch"

by Sebzoe June 24, 2017

sapnap merch discord

there is no way to describe it behinds sexy. the people who talk regularly are sexy. all the people who just don’t talk at all are way less sexy.

an honorable mention: cat piss

Person A: hey are you in the sapnap merch discord?
Person B: yea why?
Person A: wil plzzz hav sex wit meee😞😞🙏🏻🙏🏻
Person B: uhh
Person A: wil pay munnyy 💰

Person B: okay! be my sugar daddy!!!

by schlushie May 2, 2021

Cool Way Merch

Cool Way Merch it’s the unofficial page for fanmade merch, usually concentrates y Harry Styles but you can also find other artist!

- Where did you get that Harry Styles sweater vest from tiktok?
- Got it on Cool Way Merch! They went viral!

by lalisalove November 24, 2021

National wear merch day

October 20th is national wear merch day. This day means if you bought merch from a rapper or YouTuber or anything.. this is the day you should wear any of that stuff! It doesn’t matter who or what it is just as long as it merch. Go crazy with it if you have to! Make is not match if you have you just wear that merch!!!!!!!

Dude tomorrow is national wear merch day. wear you’re David dobrik hoodie!!

by David tomorrow October 15, 2018

selling merch like a god church

Jake paul has a shitty diss track and wrote this whole song in 1 hour. If you sing it, you magically become a bisexual quack daddy that everybody hates, For Example, Timmy Thick.

Jake Paul be selling merch like a god church everyday.

by qQuack daddy colinquackdaddyco June 12, 2017