A car you purchase, maintain, and drive with pride as you are whipping an example of the finest and oldest marque in automotive history. Known for their style, performance and industry-leading innovation, Benzes are for real boys who aspire to set themselves apart from all the other undesireables on the road. If you want to be a buster or not have the best cars ever made, buy a BMW or AUDI because they're wack.
Witness: Damn, your CL55 ///AMG Mercedes-Benz just romped all over that M5 and RS6. It was awesome.
Me: Thanks. Yeah, those dudes are pussies.
Me: Thanks. Yeah, those dudes are pussies.
by DEEZ NUUUTZZZ April 21, 2016
Get the Mercedes-Benz mug.A girl that can be annoying but she'll make you laugh til you cry, she likes to be very crazy! She gets scared very easily and likes to be loud for no absolute reason. She is a beautiful person from the inside out even though she doesnt know when to be serious. She has a tendancy to have off and on relationships/friendships with everyone but thats what makes the relationship/friendship stronger. In conclusion, You cant help but love a mersedes.
Person1: dang look at the hott girl
Person 2: thats mersedes :)
Person 1: oh my god shes crazy!
Person 2: (in bed, haha)
Person 1: I want her!
Person 2: then go get her!! :)
Person 2: thats mersedes :)
Person 1: oh my god shes crazy!
Person 2: (in bed, haha)
Person 1: I want her!
Person 2: then go get her!! :)
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by Owlski May 14, 2019
Get the Baby Mercedes mug.lets see, the founder of Mercedes Benz INVENTED the internal combustion engine nearly 4 years before Henry ford. sure, quality might have gone down in the last few years, only because it merged with these fucking american ho's.
Sure, your saleen mustang might be fast, but my E55 is faster, and it has something called "KLASS". If you've never driven a Mercedes, you don't know what class is.
by staff November 3, 2003
Get the mercedes mug.THE undisputed leader in luxury. Mercedes-Benz has been and always will be the blueprint for all other luxury car companies out there. While companies like Lexus and Jaguar have tried to emulate the Mercedes magic, they're never able to capture the timeless grace and elegance of a Benz. While their US offerings are messy (see the E class and compare it with the European model, we don't even get AMG line interiors,) and their cars are expensive to maintain, a Mercedes, like a Lexus but unlike a BMW, will last you until the very end of the world. Snobs will say their new cars are ugly and overrated but I wholeheartedly disagree. Mercedes continues to innovate with industry firsts, new technology, and cutting edge interior and exterior design. A used one is excellent value for the money. Simply put, the very best car in the world. Nothing will ever compare to a Mercedes.
Henry: I have a Jaguar. I do not care much for Mercedes. They are overrated-
Diana: Girl, shut the hell up. You're just mad that your car breaks the moment the warranty ends.
(*jk i love jags too*)
Diana: Girl, shut the hell up. You're just mad that your car breaks the moment the warranty ends.
(*jk i love jags too*)
by henryfromny July 2, 2021
Get the Mercedes mug.A manager or owner who defines themselves by flaunting items such as material possessions, botox injections and attempts at wearing fashionable business-wear.
These individuals are typically the worst to work for, care little for others and all in all believe the world revolves around them. On top of that they'll generally prove to be an idiot who's only good is exploiting others and taking their credit.
These individuals are typically the worst to work for, care little for others and all in all believe the world revolves around them. On top of that they'll generally prove to be an idiot who's only good is exploiting others and taking their credit.
Can you believe Wendie today? She pulls up an hour late in her SL550 and yells at me for not answering an email she sent to me at midnight! Truly a bitch of a Mercedes Manager
by TestForSpeed January 13, 2009
Get the mercedes manager mug.A mid-sized sport/luxury coupe (often times appearing as a convertible), produced by Mercedes-Benz from 1996-2009.
There were two "generations" of this model; 1996-2003 & 2004-2009.
Most models come with either a V6 (CLK320) or a V8 engine (CLK500), with the CLK55 AMG boasting a 5.4L V8.
Considered by many to be a very reliable, somewhat reasonably priced Mercedes. Both generations have gorgeous front grills, stylish lines, 17" alloy wheels, and most come with bi-xenon HID headlights (among numerous other options).
There were two "generations" of this model; 1996-2003 & 2004-2009.
Most models come with either a V6 (CLK320) or a V8 engine (CLK500), with the CLK55 AMG boasting a 5.4L V8.
Considered by many to be a very reliable, somewhat reasonably priced Mercedes. Both generations have gorgeous front grills, stylish lines, 17" alloy wheels, and most come with bi-xenon HID headlights (among numerous other options).
"I'm dippin' down the freeway in my Mercedes-Benz CLK"
*or*
"Is that Mercedes-Benz CLK320 a coupe or a convertible?"
*or*
"Is that Mercedes-Benz CLK320 a coupe or a convertible?"
by Benz_beezy February 21, 2012
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