mendez

(noun) a soft brown pillow commonly used to stick in between ones legs while sleeping.

I slept great last night with my mendez stuffed tightly between my legs.

by Mendez Muncher (M.M. for short) June 22, 2006

mendaciloquence

The capacity to speak in a deceitful, but artful and convincing way.

Senator Obama was elected president largely on the basis of his stirring mendaciloquence.

by Mendaciloquent October 13, 2011

Mendoza

To spray a partner in the face with semen. Originating from the first Mighty Ducks movie when Luis Mendoza comes to a stop for the first time and sprays the opposing goalie in the face with ice.

Also referred to as giving a facial.

He is such an ass hole, he gave me a Mendoza.

She is so hot, I'm going to Mendoza her tonight.

by nrgray9 September 12, 2011

Dirty Mendez

A type of dance where you clean your ass on someone else's leg. A very dirty dance.

There was no paper in the club restroom so I'm going to do the Dirty Mendez on the dance floor.

by Jesus "Chuy June 19, 2008

mondazed

When you sit looking at the screensaver or random web page for long periods of time. Usually you are jolted to attention by your boss or talkative co-worker

"Sorry man, I was in a Mondaze."
"I didnt get any sleep this weekend, so i've been mondazed since McD's breakfast.

by Duder Mcphee August 24, 2009

steven mendez

A guy who will love you like no other would, but has a hard

time showing it,sometimes will make mistakes that he will

regret forever. But given another chance would treat a

girl like a princess and give her what she would

deserves,and would have (foREVer<3) for that girl.

EX: His name is steven mendez

by (foREVer<3) December 27, 2011

Mendall

Mendall is a very rare given name. If you are ever so blessed to know a Mendall, then you already know that they are the most amazing and BEST daddies in the world!!! LOVE YOU DADDY!!! :)

Wow, you can see that man loves his kids... Yeah, he must be a Mendall.

by Daughter of a GREAT MAN!!! March 6, 2013