A warden with luscious, purple hair that 100% smells awful and luscious ass cheeks to pair with it. There ain't no way on god's green earth he smells good. His partner has butt cheeks for a face and attacks by shooting fart missiles. He's the warden of BALLS, which are notoriously stinky. Despite all this, i think I'd smash if given the opportunity.
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She might not handle money as wise; but she have a great ambition of being successful so it does balance out.
Physically, she’s the most beautiful girl, and she have gorgeous eyes. She might not be that curvy, but she is the proportionally perfect.
She might not be ready for a serious relationship, but she deserve someone that love her like the world is ending, and would sacrifice their whole world for her.
She’s just wonderful.
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