A pencil you do not sharpen. You simply click twist or push down to replace your dull or broken graphite. Most college kids use these to avoid getting up over and over.
old man"i've been sharping this pencil for 10 minutes and its still not getting sharp"
Community College Student: "here bra just click it and sit your old ass down.
old man "whats this?"
Student: "a mechanical pencil, they cost thousands of dollars and are from Uranus now you owe me"
Old man "Can I pay you in 5 easy payments"
Student "uuuugh I guess"
Community College Student: "here bra just click it and sit your old ass down.
old man "whats this?"
Student: "a mechanical pencil, they cost thousands of dollars and are from Uranus now you owe me"
Old man "Can I pay you in 5 easy payments"
Student "uuuugh I guess"
by Rebecka.wicker. January 16, 2009
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Lacey and June lit up the room last night, as their Die Hard-enhanced metallic muffs engaged in a Mechanicsburg Spark Plug.
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- noun
1. routine or basic methods of a person who consistently repeats the same mistake more than once or makes completely irrational decisions without warning or reason.
2. the process of making ill-advised, wasteful financial decisions to reach an unrealistic or unobtainable goal.
3. the actions of an individual who rationalizes ideas regarding Asian minors whilst under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
- noun
1. routine or basic methods of a person who consistently repeats the same mistake more than once or makes completely irrational decisions without warning or reason.
2. the process of making ill-advised, wasteful financial decisions to reach an unrealistic or unobtainable goal.
3. the actions of an individual who rationalizes ideas regarding Asian minors whilst under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
"Goran Bunch" recently received his paycheck. Displaying typical munch mechanics, he resolved to spend it entirely on a European satchel, hard liquor, something with rhinestones, and an over-priced gift for an Asian minor (in the hopes of receiving sexual gratification.) Later that night he recalled his countless stupid decisions, but, for some reason, repeated the same actions during the following pay-period. munch mechanics
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Damn bro my girl got really mad at me last night. Looks like tonight I'm gonna hafta give her the mechanic to get outta the dog house.
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