meat stamp

the act of taking a piece of meat and pressing it against someone elses' bare skin. can carry a sexual connotation, but can also be talking about raw meat.

tom meat stamped ben's face while he was sleeping.

by TallPeniz September 30, 2010

Meat Blanket

An excessively fleshy person who manages to drape themselves over their (usually unwilling) surroundings. May or may not be accompanied by unwanted fluids, such as sweat, onion dip or . . .

Ken needed to use the restroom, but the meat blanket in the aisle seat had cut off his only escape route.

by geodave June 16, 2016

Beat Your Meat

Vulgar term used for men when they masturbate aka BEAT YOUR MEAT. The male penis has plenty of nicknames and meat is one commonly used to describe the penis and testicles. When men beat their meat, they take their erect penis and jerk it in a up and down motion, this tends to make blap noises and make our nutsacks swing as well, churning up our semen before we shoot ropes out of our dick hole.

Male: Dude look at this hot coochie whore taking cock inside her snatch and asshole.
Male # 2: Fuck yes man! You should BEAT YOUR MEAT to that cunt whore!

by HornyPornoAddict June 7, 2023

Megatron

Sentinels bitch

There goes Megatron getting betrayed yet again, this is a frequent problem

by Spider-Machine GP-7 April 11, 2021

macaroni meat mountain

A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.

Bitteto you frigga macaroni meat mountain!

by spicymctuna:) April 18, 2009

meat on the bone

Hajime: Out of all the dishes you prepared, the only one that could hide a weapon as long as an iron skewer is... THE MEAT ON THE BONE

MEAT ON THE BONE > ON THE BONE MEAT

Teruteru killed poor Byakuya with an iron skewer and to hide that weapon he hid it on the only place he could... THE MEAT ON THE BONE

by MEAT ON THE BONE November 18, 2020

jamaican meat pie

Two people who really love each other, kiss, hold each other close, and fall asleep whispering to each other about how much they love each other.

The prostitute specializes in the jamaican meat pie.

by Zero_Gravitas July 18, 2016