meerkat

common word used to describe reg

""that meerkat looks like reg" or "reg looks like a meerkat"

by gillie007 July 20, 2009

ant eater vs. meerkat

pairing of intense opposition; usually the end result is the meerkat suffocating the ant eater by crawling inside the nostril of the ant eater and using the helpless ant eater's oxygen for itself and/or the ant eater decimating the meerkat via Left for Dead 2 "smoker-style"

Me- Hey, did you see the the game last night?

Person 2- No I was watching the discovery channel, it was a helluva match up.... ant eater vs. meerkat type of shit

by Owyse1 April 1, 2010

Meerkat

Those familiar witht the way Meerkats re-produce will understand where i am coming from. when fucking doggy, interlock your arms across the females body as if about to pick her up, furiously fuck and dump your beans in several seconds....now, do NOT let go simply roll over still clutching the female and sleep untill refreshed...wake up and piss in her bush so she knows she is your teritory...make sure you keep your hands close to your chest and look out for enemies

"i was banging my wife and wanted to sleep so i gave her a meerkat and slept for hours after"

by mrgwordperfect June 19, 2007

Meerkat

A sex move when you go down on a girl then lift your head up to take a sneaky peek to see if shes watching then burrow back down to lick her bum hole!

did you meerkat that girl last night?

by Meerkat Club January 1, 2010

meerkat

When you're in a paranoid reliationship, people you think your partner is going to leave you for are not meerkats. So, meerkats are people who don't pose a threat, who aren't going to steal your beloved.

Brad Pitt is no meerkat.
Dude, he left me for Stella! I really thought she was a meerkat.

by suspicious_fish October 13, 2004

Meercatting

A behaviour observed in office workers when in response to any incident of interest, their heads suddenly pop up above their cubicle walls in a manner resembling the intensely attentive survial instinct of Meerkats.

"Jane and Patricia really got into it over that pay rise thing. Everyone was Meercatting."

by Anarchist Skywalker April 17, 2023

Meerkatting

When you are taking a poop, but retract the poop and then poop it again repeatedly as if performing anal sex.

I've always wanted to try anal before, so I tried meerkatting instead.

by lion king lov February 13, 2014