Meef

When you need to or have quickly fled the scene of something disturbing, distracting, or downright fucked up

Last night, my parents were fucking on the couch so I meefed the house

Me and my date we’re hanging out and she pulled out a flashlight so I had to meef

by trixnoir July 17, 2020

Meef

A mouth queef

That was the hottest meef I've ever heard.

by Spy_bomb January 19, 2018

Meef

Meef (male queef) - When an individual uses a can of compressed air to blow air up inside his urethra, in order to produce a farting noise using only the male genitalia.

Person 1 : "How can I get into Meefing??"
Person 2 : "Grab a can of Dust-off™, and let me show you!"

by Sperm_donor April 23, 2021

Meef

A queef that comes out of a guys pee hole (where his per comes out) also known as his blow hole,can be caused by sexual activity or before he takes a pee

1. Eww Bryan did you just Meef

by Heypeterr December 2, 2023

Lil Meef

Lil Meef is the epitome of hotness. She's very pretty and can be a bitch. Meef derives from a nickname her friend gave her from her first name, Mia. Lil comes from her Soundcloud, Lil Meef.

(Dude one) Dang dude, did you see Lil Meef walking in the hall yesterday?
(Dude two) Yeah bro, her new song is so trash its good.
(Dude one) Wish I could date THAT bro.

by lilmeef July 16, 2019

meef

Meef has three definitions:
a. What you say instead of answering your parents as a response, when you know you are guilty of doing something wrong.
b. A craving for beef, saying a mixture of "me" and "beef"
c. What you yell when Taylor Swift comes onstage.

"Did you do your homework?" "Meef." "What? Did you?" "Meef!"
"I am suddenly... Meef!"
"It's her! It's Taylor swift! MEEF!!!"

by DracoRegina March 18, 2025

Meef

Meef - When a man is positioned such that when he farts, it comes forward up between the legs. This typically happens when a man is pressing their legs together and entering pressure. A play the female observed “Queef”

I just meefed. A Meef is a man queef.

by Rivetbear August 6, 2025