McDeuce

The sudden need to shit right after eating McDonalds "food"

Steve: Dude, what's wrong?
Justin: Ugh, my stomach...
Steve: You've been crowdin' up on that Dollar Menu again, haven't you? Man, I told you before...
Justin: (Interrupts while running to the bathroom) CAN'T TALK! GOTTA DROP A MCDEUCE!!

by frosty174 October 3, 2016

Masturbation Medium

John.

He found his true purpose in Colorado as a masturbation medium. He just knew if you masturbated that day.

by Rocco O August 22, 2020

Long Island Medium Iced Tea

Noun: An 'amped' version of the classic Robert Blott drink - made SO strong, that the drinker talks to dead people, anywhere. The buzz is often accompanied by an addiction to french manicures, black leggings, and AquaNet hair spray.

Verb: Approaching strangers at convenience stores and insinuating yourself into their private lives, while TLC cameras are rolling.

long island ice tea, long island medium, french manicures, AquaNet

Employee 1: Madison was so drunk, that she walked up to the manager of the local 7/Eleven and started channeling his first wife, who isn't dead, but soon will be, when he finds out who she got with, last night.
Employee 2: That must have been one TALL 'Long Island Medium Iced Tea'. Theresa Caputo should be lookin over her shoulder.

by Gray Gander November 5, 2013

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022

Medusa Turd

A shit so nasty that to gaze upon it would cause you to lose your mind.

To take a shit so monstrous and inhuman that a new way of thought is needed to comprehend it.

Dont go in the bathroom man, I just took a Medusa turd. Your puny mind couldn't comprehend it.

Dude, I just took a shit so ubelieavable that I cant even look at it or figure it out. A true Medusa turd.

by baron orlock April 27, 2011

memeulous

the biggest alpha male you will ever meet.

did you see memeulous yesterday? he's such an alpha male

by AlphaMaleGod February 10, 2020

Medium ugly

The people that like you, don’t LIKE you.. just your personality. Some females/males may think you’re fine as hell but still you’re ugly enough to remain humble

Him: Yo, did you just call me ugly??

Homie: I mean, you’re not UGLY. Kinda like a medium ugly really. Like you can still pull em.. but you still ugly bruh lol no offense

Him: Wooow. Bet. We not even gon talk about ya sister then cause.. I’m a humble man

by Anonymous 917 July 1, 2019