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by anonymous August 6, 2022
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Named after the $50 billion dollar price tag of the BP Deepwater Horizon oil spill disaster in 2010
Named after the $50 billion dollar price tag of the BP Deepwater Horizon oil spill disaster in 2010
by Anton Chigurh Loves Milk December 7, 2022
Get the Macondo mug.When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.
OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...
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From indie thriller to nuclear thriller, Macon's Lloyd Garrison is at the heart of the atomic decision, wild right?
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's that in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Macon Blair As Lloyd Garrison, atomic stakes indie vibes
Person 1: Who's that in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Macon Blair As Lloyd Garrison, atomic stakes indie vibes
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
Get the Macon Blair As Lloyd Garrison mug.Macon is a tall hansome man whose gf is most likely a short bitch with anger issues definitely with a j name Macon is a big stoner and can be insecure sometimes but has no reason to be he only needs weed in his life
Macon is so hot
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