Metteo

A funny, intelligent, funny, dirty minded person. Anyone who is lucky enough to meet a Metteo will have their lives changed forever. Metteos are usually brown eyed. They are definitely dirty. Said to be good in bed. And I your not careful you can break the heart of a Metteo.

Omg that's Metteo he's so funny

by loveswag85 March 31, 2015

mette

1. cannabis,

2. weed,

3. chronic,

4. hash,

5. any of the above in rolled cigarette-form

Mette is a mean mistress!
I look back with fond nostalgia on my young adulthood, and languid Sunday afternoons spent with Mette.

by nspalabastrepsanktcroix May 15, 2011

mettroxisation

being lazy and in love with reading, thats what mettroxisated means!

jane: gosh! i'm so lazy. but then this book is such a beautiful read.

kate: hmm..mettroxisation *sigh* i know the feeling..

by karait twirl April 7, 2009

METTLER

A person to blame shit on.

Mettler did it.

by Doge drink bleach July 17, 2018

metting

The act of trying to talk while on illicit drugs

"yeah.......yeah...that B.Arent was like.......metting with his text....yeah dude....Imagine if you woke up with hooves!!!!"

by VIIIth April 8, 2005

mettallix

The Devourer of Gods.. He will destroy everything that has been and everything that will be.

Mettallix is .... *dies, reason unknown*

by Mettallix January 16, 2018

metter

man sweater = metter

someone with a hairy chest and back so much that it looks like a sweater

Josh used all my conditioner to tame his metter.

by nakedcube April 14, 2008