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Pulling a Mayo

This is when you are completely aware of whats going on, and all of a sudden, you slump over in a fit of sleep. It lasts a long time, and can last through any amount of noise, pushing and shoving, or moving.

Definition 2:
Falling asleep while smoking a cigarette.
Falling asleep while drinking a beer
Falling asleep mid chew
Falling asleep while driving
Falling asleep in the middle of a smoking circle
Falling asleep mid game (cards, video games, etc)
"dude, pick up the cigarette off his chest, he's gonna light his chest hair on fire. he's totally pulling a mayo right now."
by Notorious ABD June 10, 2009
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Cinco de Mayo'd

When one person (traditionally a female, but with today's seemingly more lax attidudes towards same-sex encounters, it could be anyone) gets 5-T'd by a posse of mexican bandits.
After a quiet dinner turned into a raucous 3-hour extravaganza of drinking and yelling, they went to the bar to watch, among other things, someone getting Cinco de Mayo'd.
by Where's the muffolini September 14, 2012
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Mayhew

Pronounced (MAY - hue), alt: "mayhews", "mayhewed", "mayhewing"

-verb (used without object)
1. To acquire far greater value in draft picks or player talent than one gives up in exchange for player talent or draft picks.

-verb (used with object)
2. To entice one to give up draft picks or player value in exchange for lesser value; to swindle one out of player talent or draft value.

-noun
3. The act of mayhewing or an instance of mayhewing in an NFL trade.
The Lions upgraded their offensive line with some successful mayhewing in the Rob Sims trade.

Mr. Jones was mayhewed by the Detroit Lions in the Roy Williams trade.

The Lions really pulled a mayhew when they acquired a 10-6 quality talented quarterback for a mere 7th round draft pick.
by ZWC11 April 6, 2010
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Mayo palooza

When a bunch of shitty white dudes descend on a party and completely fuck up the dude/chick ratio.
Bro, that topless pool party was a nasty good time until those lames turned it into a mayo palooza.
by Ranchgirls November 9, 2020
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Mayhaps

A term combining the best qualities of the terms "maybe" and "perhaps" into a single superior word.
Often used when planning something mischevious or pretending to be British.
"mayhaps I'll go get fucked up instead of writing this paper"

"care for a spot of tea?"
"mayhaps a bit later"
by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004
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roffle mayo

originated from ROFLMAO. geek acronym for "rolling on floor laughing my ass off".
Did you see that guy get his cock stuck in the vacuum cleaner? Roffle fucking mayo!
by touchy g October 3, 2003
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