The Maury 

The act in which man ejaculates into his partner creating a creampie, his partner then pushes the creampie out roughly and yells out " YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!"

I have no plans to be your baby mama, so either you put on a condom or I will give you The Maury!

D'Andre busted in me last night, so you know I had to Maury that baby out of me real quick girl!

The Maury by angelinhell13 August 23, 2017

The Maury Povich Show 

An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.

Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.

A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:

Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)

The Maury Povich Show by GenZExpert September 28, 2024

Pulling a Maury 

onsistant masturbation; not being able to go a day without it; putting of counter-strike and your friends for your pleasure, and deny it later.

You couldnt hang out with me because you were pulling a Maury

Pulling a Maury by leo "poldy" pold December 14, 2008

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malcom and mary

Doing some extacy and then smokin a joint after

Hey try some of this malcom x....yo have you heard of malcom and mary

malcom and mary by Martin Chavarin August 11, 2008

mary lyn 

a really honest girl who tries their best to love others. she gets frusterated sometimes when people can't accept her love, but she just keeps on lovinnnnng because thats what mary lyns do.

mary lyn is so nice. she always has her arms wide open for a great big hug.

mary lyn by lawlzgurl123 December 30, 2010

Mary Joyce 

Mary Joyce is cute, funny, and sad.

Mary Joyce has gone through a lot yet she still manage to bend but never fall.

Mary Joyce by anonymous June 8, 2021