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Maurice Spednick 

definition and background: from the Latin: Hoardus Retardus: When one hoards much of an item and sequentially makes use of none of it
When Eric, the faker, collected 500 oranje juice cartons and drank a mere 2 cartons, Ari, the ugliest kid ever, said that at the moment he was very Maurice Mednick.
Maurice Spednick by Jumpin Jax Well September 5, 2004

Maurice Ravel 

The French king of arpeggios on fortepiano.
The first time I tried sightreading Maurice Ravel's third movement on his 'Miroirs' suite, the time signature was tripping me up, what the hell is an 84'th note!?

Maurice Drayton 

Former ST coach for the Green Bay Packers. He died January 22, 2022 after an utter failure of a loss to the '9ers
Maurice Drayton should be a cashier at Arby's

Maurice Richard 

The best hockey player of his time he was placed in the hockey hall of fame since 1962. He was most known because he played with THE BEST hockey team of all time the Montreal canadians.
Friend #1: Quik tell me fast who is the worlds best player
Friend #2: euhhh... Maurice Richard
Maurice Richard by ME.0 May 11, 2011

Maurice Richard 

A alcoholic cocktail where one funnels a beer (preferably an ice beer) with 2 shots of gin poured in.
How did you break your arm?
I drank 7 Maurice Richards in an hour last night and fell down a flight of stairs.
Maurice Richard by Matt Rimmer January 18, 2009