Mayapoclalysmschism

A rift in a group so dangerous it rivals the mayan apocalypse.

When both brothers decided to run for president, it created a mayapoclalysmschism in the fraternity and ripped their friends apart.

by antwanelly March 25, 2013

Metapod

Someone who acts tough but fails to reinforce their words or appearance with action.

References a character within the Pokemon series which is incapable of attacking, and can only repeatedly use the action of 'harden' to increase its defense.

You niggas let those fools walk all over y'all. You niggas talk shit, but you metapods.

by sickre2 February 25, 2018

The Matador

When one, while wearing a robe, farts and then, with hands in robe pockets twirls the right side form back to front and left side from back to front. Thus giving the illusion of a matador while equally spreading the " joy" just released

"I just gave my son The Matador while he was watching cartoons...he was not at all happy".

by DemmyMack413 January 14, 2011

Matador

Literally: To step out of the way of an approaching person so that the person flies past and lands flat on their face.
Figuratively:To dodge or spin a conflict so that the conversation turns onto the person that brought it up

Man i was trying to talk to paul about the other day, but he just kept matadoring me

by The REal Paul Collins February 20, 2009

Mattapoisett

A town in Massachusetts that is "special", filled with old people and stupid skater kids who dress like they are black. Home to the shittiest school district in the world.

Kid - You live in Mattapoisett
Mattapoisetten-Yes
Kid - That Sucks

by Ryan August 31, 2005

Matador Sex

The act of having sex with a woman while she is in the doggy style position. As you orgasm you throw a jar of Salsa on her back and yell Ole. The salsa represents the shed blood of the bull and the women plays the part of the bull while your penis acts as the sword.

Man we came back from cinco de mayo and had some crazy matador sex on the kitchen floor.

by HoytDogg December 24, 2010

Camp Mataponi

Camp Mataponi is a place where campers can truly be their true selves. Campers live with their sisters and green flames for 7 weeks and enjoy every moment of the this amazing place. You make memories and friendships that last a life time. Girls from 6-15 call this place their summer home. Located on Sebago Lake, Maine, there is nothing comparable to the breathtaking scenery that surrounds camp. Campers cry when they leave. They count down the days until they arrive at their happy place. Green and white link us together. Once campers leave camp, a part of them is missing. Other camps cannot compete. It is unreal how much someone can grow to love a place so much. Everyone is friends. Camp is where girls figure out who their true self is. When you come home from camp you are a completely different person. Camp teaches you the best life lessons such as responsibility and becoming an independent person. The age divisions go from Juniors to Seniors. Seniors run the camp and set an example for everybody around them. Campers look up to the Seniors. Camp Mataponi is no doubt the best place on Earth.

Camper: Camp Mataponi is the best place on Earth where I have made my best friends for a life time and have had the best times of my life.

Person: I want to go to Camp Mataponi!

by mataluvr1234 October 15, 2018