masterfece

a particularly large or shapely peice of poop.

Did you see what i dropped off eariler today? man, i tell you what, it was a masterfece.

by ToothpasteForDinner July 8, 2005

Masterkate

Notorious user on Gamefaqs who's name spawned from a joke on masturbating.

I like to masterkate when I am alone.

by Budum1 December 3, 2006

mastered

When your touching yourself casusually. You haven't started doing the actual 'bating', but you are constantly giving yourself a natural high

Wow, I just had the best mastered session ever.

by semicirclew January 12, 2010

Masterbayta

Someone who gets alot of Baytas (betas)

oh that danny lad is a masterbayta

by urmumgotnginx October 15, 2018

Master Key

A shotgun used to blow-open locked doors.

The front man in the stack shot both hinges with the master key. The next guy hit the door with a battering ram.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

Masterbeta

A person who spends an un-healthy amount of time playing a beta (trial) version of a game, usually with the hopes it will make them cool/interesting.

Guy 1: Hey how's the Gears of War Beta?

Guy 2: Awesome! I'm already ranked 54 in the world for deathmatches!

Guy1: Fucking Masterbeta.

Person: You hear the Phantasy Star beta got shut down?

Other Person: I know! It's terrible! I would play that shit all the time with my friends! We kicked the D-Ragon's ass all the time!

Person: You guys are fucking Masterbeta's.

by Steve&Martia May 10, 2011

Masterkate

To Eat food, Eat eat eat food

Would you like to masterkate with me?

by xCOREE July 19, 2006