majorative

A noun that describes the most typical or common variant of personal traits and identities.
E.g., cisgender, neurotypical, able-bodied, ambivert, heterosexual (arguably), white (true only in some demographics).

X: He is a cisgender, heterosexual, white man.
Y: Wow, a walking majorative!

by urban-plant December 21, 2022

Majoras Task

To have dirty sex with a mask on, preferably carried out by video game nerds.

Phillip: I just had sex with Maria
Joe: How?!
Phillip: We did Majoras Task!
Joe: So she DIDN'T see your face?!

by Kadzi October 30, 2013

Mexican Maserati

A generic term for the biggest, baddest, most beautiful, pimped out professional lawn mowing equipment available. Highly sought after by Mexican landscapers across the nation, usually a zero-turn industrial mower that rivals the bling factor of a lowrider car. A Status Synbol, it's ridden by the crew leader a.k.a "el jefe".

Today must have been mowing day, all the landscapers were out on their Mexican Maseratis.

by Winged Avenger June 28, 2011

Nipplitis Giganticus Majora

The mental disorder, in which, psychologically challenged individuals begin tugging on their nipples due to stress of being disease infested, yeasty, smelly, dirty old whores. The tugging increases the size of the nipples, which after years of this affliction, end up looking like earth worms hanging off an aerola.

Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.

I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

Majorally

Majorally describes a large proportion of the given subject:

'Majorally' is to 'major', what 'massively' is to 'massive'.

You are majorally wrong my dear drug crazed monkey companion.

by John Longbottom April 15, 2004

Masonary Position

So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.
See also masonry position

The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonary position, she laid like a fucking brick.

by -Mason- August 31, 2011

Mashra

She Is Mashra. She Is

What She Is. But Most Interesting Fact, Shes A Game B)

Mashra Is Very Cool

by ATK_FTW January 30, 2021