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Jungle Mashup

When 5 people (2 men 3 women) all get naked and they form a circle. They shove their genitals into the persons mouth to the left of them. When they climax they put leaves in the cum and have it dry on the person.
by The cock buster May 10, 2021
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masculinate

Adding bacon to this delicate appetizer will masculinate it so I won't look too girly bringing it to Steve's Super Bowl party.
by Anna Banana 385 January 27, 2015
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Toxic masculinity

is when you think you have to stand up to pee in order to somehow prove to yourself that you're a real man. A real man, however, stands up to pee because he choses to, not because somebody's idea of masculinity says he should. Likewise, he can damn well chose to sit down to piss if he so desires.
Masculinity is awesome. It is when it becomes forced that it becomes toxic masculinity, and it helps nobody.
by Immaturkey January 16, 2019
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Masculine Wiles

male-oriented seductive moves that are typically used to attract a female. Usually it's a combination of but not limited to:

1. The most stereotypical ones are flexing a muscle, puffing a chest, deepening your voice, smooth-talking your way into a girl’s pants.
Then there are others like
2. purposely towering over a girl to seem like an alpha or staring a girl down in a dominant way to stir something primal in her
3. doing traditional masculine tasks to show off physique
4. wearing plain shirts or pants that are too tight in all the right places
5. doing something that shows the skillfulness of your big strong hands
6. putting your arm around a girl
7. lifting a girl up to show off upper body strength
8. putting your hand on the small of her back
9. walking in a commanding, authoritative way (or with swagger) that calls attention to your presence
10. smiling at her in a sly and knowing way
11. making suggestive jokes to remind girls to view you in a sexual way
12. acting so incredibly gentlemanly that a girl feels comfortable and safe enough to be emotionally and potentially physically naked in front of you
13. pulling up his shirt to show off abs if he's muscular
"After getting all sweaty from a basketball game, this cute shirtless guy smiled at me. I couldn't take my eyes off his muscles and that's just what he wanted. Damn those masculine wiles!"

"He offered to carry my bag and I let him because I couldn't resist his masculine wiles."

"John was such a caveman last night. When he realized I was just as horny as he was, he lifted me up and carried me to the bedroom. I was putty in his hands. Don't you just love masculine wiles!"
by You'reWelcomeAmerica March 7, 2014
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Toxic Masculinity

Originally referred to men who were toxic and used their biological superiority to advantage in everything. Now the term is overused by cringy "woke" community and modern feminists, as a weapon, to fight anything rational/logical or to fight hurtful truth said about certain types of women etc etc. It's basically a bunch of nonsense now. Toxic masculinity now refers to any kind of masculinity. It's hate speech against men and an attempt to convert real men into.. something in the middle or just soft male feminists. Don't be fooled, pay attention when somebody blames toxic masculinity for something and if it's really toxic or if it's just.. the nature of men since the beginning of earth.
Old meaning: This dude had to slap everybody in the room just to prove a point. UGH that's that toxic masculinity!

New meaning: Wow, he don't like wearing dresses... toxic masculinity makes everybody think a man wearing a dress is something to be ashamed of. We need to cancel him. *lonely fangirls in comments* period! queen! Oh my oh my god she's so woke and beautiful!
by MaleListener September 19, 2022
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mashup bliffa

A somewhat putrid armpit, usually as a consequence of physical exertion.
Did you go bowling with Wizo yesterday? Man, by the end of the 17th frame he had some serious mashup bliffas.
by Sagar Patel December 8, 2003
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Masculoid

A word used largely by misandristic radical feminists or femcels who blame all men for their problems.
It is the male version of "femoid"- which is used by equally stupid incels.
It is a combination of the words- "Masculine" and "Android" or "humanoid", to depict men as sub-human or non-human.

A derogatory word for a man
"This stupid masculoid won't accept me in marriage, even though I hate other women and feminists whom he hates.Why are masculoids all the same?They only care about looks "
- Casa, the femcel
by Pattorn July 6, 2021
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