Jan Martinez is the hottest most handsome boyfriend you will ever have. He is the best with girls and an amazing fucker. He is a great friend who will help all the midgets because he is really tall. He is kind and caring and you don't want to do anything with his girl or he will beat you. He is very sporty and strong. A great fighter who you can't defeat
by lolololaposajjfhasgdhk,bsd. October 25, 2018
also known as...."the" Duck, or Penguin. He has many duckies!!!! He is the duck king.I mean he sure can be my king any day. heh
by lady duck friend January 14, 2004
A person bends over while another person takes a big juicy, red apple and shoves it up the other person's asshole.
by Jazlene September 02, 2008
Juan: Want to cross over into Texas?
Pedro: Can't. Have to take my seeester to Wal-Martinez for some shopping.
Pedro: Can't. Have to take my seeester to Wal-Martinez for some shopping.
by archimedest August 23, 2006
spin off of the classic dirty sanchez, except you stick your own finger in your own ass and wipe it across your own upper lip.
dirty martinez see above explanation
by brycemovement August 06, 2006
by miranda ♥ March 31, 2010
An American songwriter and singer who was for a time accused of sexual assault and rape by Timothy Heller , until proven innocent.
“I feel bad for Melanie Martinez, I mean, Timothy Heller’s story doesn’t even match up, and Melanie was proven innocent but people still don’t believe her”
“Yah I don’t know why, she has an alibi”
“Yah I don’t know why, she has an alibi”
by No names allowed February 17, 2019