Snack consisting of Snicker and a Coke.
Because after a Dirty Sanchez, you're going to need a snack and something to drink....you dirty slut.
Screech gave the hooker in his video a Saucy Martinez as an apology for the surprise Dirty Sanchez.

He then killed her and dumped the body in a river.
by Ely Von Doom August 2, 2018
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also known as...."the" Duck, or Penguin. He has many duckies!!!! He is the duck king.I mean he sure can be my king any day. heh
by lady duck friend January 14, 2004
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A person bends over while another person takes a big juicy, red apple and shoves it up the other person's asshole.
Jasmine gave me a Silly Martinez! I couldn't walk for a week.
by Jazlene September 2, 2008
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Juan: Want to cross over into Texas?
Pedro: Can't. Have to take my seeester to Wal-Martinez for some shopping.
by archimedest August 23, 2006
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spin off of the classic dirty sanchez, except you stick your own finger in your own ass and wipe it across your own upper lip.
dirty martinez see above explanation
by brycemovement August 6, 2006
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An American songwriter and singer who was for a time accused of sexual assault and rape by Timothy Heller , until proven innocent.
“I feel bad for Melanie Martinez, I mean, Timothy Heller’s story doesn’t even match up, and Melanie was proven innocent but people still don’t believe her”

“Yah I don’t know why, she has an alibi
by No names allowed February 17, 2019
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