mariah carey 

mariah carey is jealous of ariana grande

You saw that girl she’s so jealous of ariana

Yeah ofc it’s mariah carey

mariah carey by Factslmao December 6, 2020

mariah carey 

An alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey or bourbon. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.

You're too sober, Billy! Go get a Mariah Carey!

mariah carey by wizzzaaa October 11, 2010

Mariah Carey 

Awesome as fuck she could be considered a thot but everyone loves her

Anyone: Mariah Carey
Everyone else: shut the hell up asshole don't say her beautiful name

Mariah Carey by Samowo June 13, 2020

Mariah Carey 

An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...

She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...

Guy 1 "Hey, Christmas time is coming soon"
Guy 2 "Be on the lookout for Mariah Carey"

Mariah Carey by ScreamyFrog November 8, 2020

Mariah Carey 

Some bitch that comes out after Halloween and tries to grace our ears with her overplayed song and Christmas Carols. Like damn. We are trying to get to Thanksgiving first. Calm down on the Christmas decorations and lemme smash on a Turkey leg frfr

Calendar: Oct. 31 11:59 pm. Spooky costumes and aisles of Candy
Calendar: Nov. 1 12:00 am. Mariah Carey Music on the intercom: “All I want for Christmassssssssss”… is a bullet to my skull

Mariah Carey by NotsocooldudenamedDanny November 13, 2021

Mariah Carey 

Ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding… BA DUM BA DUM BA DUM BA

Mariah Carey- All I want for Christmas is you

Mariah Carey by wvalenti12 November 21, 2021

Mariah Carey 

A very, unique, high pitch in the world of music

Friend: Whats the loudest sound you ever heard?

Me: Mariah Carey, of course

Mariah Carey by WhyjustWhy:0 December 12, 2021