Chicken-Beating Marathon

The act of a male masturbating 26 times in a day.

Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.

For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.

*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!

*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...

by Hawt Chocolate December 18, 2011

marathon sex

Having sex more than 3 times in one night. Each time lasting more than an hour.

Last night me and my boyfriend had marathon sex, we didn't go to sleep until 6 this morning!

by Hannahboo32 October 30, 2007

writing marathon

A marathon where noted blogger Garrett Hylton locks himself up in a room with a laptop and a bottle of whiskey and types until he can't stay awake anymore or gets so drunk he starts typing in Russian

"Once dark, I move the writing marathon outside by the fire pit and continue the same process" - Garrett Hylton

by Chexeee June 6, 2009

Marathon

The greatest game ever.

Marathon is such an awesome game.

by John Smith April 16, 2004

Marathon

YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE AND YOU WILL MAKE LOVE 26.22 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. THAT’S ROUGHLY 3.3 TIMES PER HOUR, FOR 8-HOURS… THAT WAY, IF YOU GO TO BED AT 10 PM, YOU CAN FINISH AND YET STILL GET ENOUGH SLEEP TO BE PRODUCTIVE THE NEXT-DAY (PREFERABLY A SATURDAY OR SUNDAY). HOORAY! HOWEVER, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A MINI-FRIDGE, TWO-PLASTIC GLASSES, FOUR-ENERGY DRINKS, SIX-BOTTLED WATERS, THREE-GALLONS OF ORANGE JUICE, 10-MINI BOTTLES OF KY (SUFFICIENT LUBE), AND 2-3 SUB-PAR MOVIES; BECAUSE IF THEY PROVE TOO INTERESTING, YOU AND/OR YOUR LOVER COULD POSSIBLY GET SIDE-TRACKED, COSTING YOU PRECIOUS TIME. THIS TIME SHALL BE CALLED, “MARATHON”.

"Tina and I will hopefully entertain thoughts of "Marathon" tonight. I accidentally left my seeing glasses at the office during lunch and ingested 4-Viagra pills by mistake. Things aren't looking good down below. So I figure I will mention it at dinner and see how she takes to the idea."

by Tolan Lichty February 9, 2009

marathon

When you drink 26 beers in a short amount of time, without throwing up.

bro 1: "Bro, I'm going on a marathon tonight."

bro 2: "That's crazy bro, I hope you're prepared for that shit bro."

bro 1: "I was born ready. Bro."

by in.da.sky January 26, 2011

Marathonversation

A conversation that lasts significantly longer than any party intended, and which may result in an unexpected dead cell phone or need to re-hydrate due to its surprising length.

There was hardly a topic we didn't talk about during last night's marathonversation, after which I had to charge my cell phone and re-hydrate.

by AwesomeGuy47 July 10, 2009