The crowd cheered for this monumentorious moment, never before had anyone broken a record in such a manner.
by Riely Alcatraz June 25, 2008
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Comes from latin for hands (Manus) and floor (pavimentum).
I have this, even though I just made it up.
Comes from latin for hands (Manus) and floor (pavimentum).
I have this, even though I just made it up.
Billy: Hey, bob, how ya doin today?
Bob: Terrible, because some idiot just stepped on my hands like a friggin'... I don't know, minecraft pressure plate, or something
Billy: Dang, but you gonna get over it, right?
Bob: Hell naw, I got, like, manumentumaphobia, or something.
Billy: The hell is manure mental phobia?
Bob: I made it up :/
Billy, in his head: He is definitely braindead.
Bob: Terrible, because some idiot just stepped on my hands like a friggin'... I don't know, minecraft pressure plate, or something
Billy: Dang, but you gonna get over it, right?
Bob: Hell naw, I got, like, manumentumaphobia, or something.
Billy: The hell is manure mental phobia?
Bob: I made it up :/
Billy, in his head: He is definitely braindead.
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by FuckMeInTheAss June 5, 2016
Get the monumentalmemes mug.Ein Minusmensch ist ein geistig verwirrte Spießer, der als Spaßbremse die Lebensqualität aller anderer versucht nachhaltig zu beeinträchtigen. Dabei bedient er sich fast immer dekadenter Hypokratenlogik.
Minusmensch:“Nein, dass dürft ihr nicht sagen. Ihr diskriminiert damit bestimmte Gruppen, man könnte es missverstehen. Das ist nicht in Ordnung. Hört auf so viel Hass und Zwietracht zu verbreiten. Mimimimimi...“
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-middle-aged white parents who work in obscure jobs & somehow make bank
-elderly retirees who won't pay taxes
-people on Nextdoor who will pull a gun on u for not having ur dog on a leash
-rich white kids who think they're in gangs
-Air Force cadets
-stoners
-sophomore girls who should be in psych wards
-pedophile teachers & coaches
-rich white girls who think they're quirky for wearing drug rugs once a month
-male athletes on C team that are convinced they're going D1
-19 year old drug-dealers who try to impregnate freshmen
-hockey billet boys who think its fun to break girls hearts
-stuck up Monument Academy kids
-skaters
-people who think they can fight
-Confederate flags on trucks in school parking lots
If you mention diversity to a kid they’ll probably ask if ur talking about variety of weed strains. School admin preach mental health awareness & will host assemblies where some motivational speaker comes in, plays a random instrument, cracks some jokes, & tells kids not to kill themselves. But when a student’s actually struggling the school is quick to tell them online school is a better option for them so they don’t have to deal with real problems or have blood on their hands when kids kill themselves.
-middle-aged white parents who work in obscure jobs & somehow make bank
-elderly retirees who won't pay taxes
-people on Nextdoor who will pull a gun on u for not having ur dog on a leash
-rich white kids who think they're in gangs
-Air Force cadets
-stoners
-sophomore girls who should be in psych wards
-pedophile teachers & coaches
-rich white girls who think they're quirky for wearing drug rugs once a month
-male athletes on C team that are convinced they're going D1
-19 year old drug-dealers who try to impregnate freshmen
-hockey billet boys who think its fun to break girls hearts
-stuck up Monument Academy kids
-skaters
-people who think they can fight
-Confederate flags on trucks in school parking lots
If you mention diversity to a kid they’ll probably ask if ur talking about variety of weed strains. School admin preach mental health awareness & will host assemblies where some motivational speaker comes in, plays a random instrument, cracks some jokes, & tells kids not to kill themselves. But when a student’s actually struggling the school is quick to tell them online school is a better option for them so they don’t have to deal with real problems or have blood on their hands when kids kill themselves.
Monument continued:
We have 2 high schools- PRHS (daddys money school) and LPHS (the coke school). Both have drug problems and little school spirit unless STUCO is screaming in ur face. Football games consist of freshman putting dots on their face & people sitting under the hand warmers in the bathrooms at Don Breese stadium to not freeze their asses off. @ every single dance it’s pointless to blur at the n-word in songs because you already know the white kids are gonna scream it anyways.
In Monument the most common pastimes for teenagers are driving illegally, smoking, drinking, hooking up, & breaking curfew to do thrilling things going to Walmart.
Our town has money. We have thriving restaurants & businesses. We have schools that are extremely academically, artistically, & athletically successful on the surface. We have beautiful landmarks & cool wildlife everywhere. Our town has so much potential. So maybe we need to step back & take responsibility for ourselves & our peers & make a change.
We have 2 high schools- PRHS (daddys money school) and LPHS (the coke school). Both have drug problems and little school spirit unless STUCO is screaming in ur face. Football games consist of freshman putting dots on their face & people sitting under the hand warmers in the bathrooms at Don Breese stadium to not freeze their asses off. @ every single dance it’s pointless to blur at the n-word in songs because you already know the white kids are gonna scream it anyways.
In Monument the most common pastimes for teenagers are driving illegally, smoking, drinking, hooking up, & breaking curfew to do thrilling things going to Walmart.
Our town has money. We have thriving restaurants & businesses. We have schools that are extremely academically, artistically, & athletically successful on the surface. We have beautiful landmarks & cool wildlife everywhere. Our town has so much potential. So maybe we need to step back & take responsibility for ourselves & our peers & make a change.
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