Japanese Manicure

Japanese Manicure NOUN The human act of using ones finger to probe someone else’s poopie or ripe anal cavity, and upon exiting the anus the said finger is covered in human waste.

Michael J. and Riley were playing naked together, Michael J. got excited and gave Riley a Japanese Manicure for his own thrill(er)

by Ty Swagel February 3, 2007

mathcore

Mathcore is a euphemism used to describe talentless bands of the hardcore genre who use this term to fool you into thinking their inability to produce a coherent and catchy sounding rhythm was intentional. As such, mathcore songs are typically an amalgamation of riffs that don't sound well together with little or usually no attention paid to smooth transitions between them. Technical guitar work, complex time signatures, unorthodox chords, etc is just a more polite way of saying the band, especially the guitarist, sucks.

The Dillinger Escape Plan blows and anyone who says they like them does so because it makes them seem more "hardcore" and they want to impress their friends and other hardcore scene kids. Mathcore = sucks.

by xxxxStevexxxx May 23, 2008

mathcore

Like hardcore except with math. Mixing complex algebra with guitar chords and lynard skynard songs.

Yo ride is so mathcore yo

by rawk May 13, 2005

mathcore

-Someone who is good at math.
-hardcore calculus.

Mike:"Dude, see that kid? He's totally mathcore."

Adam:"Lets make him do our homework."

by manda... March 10, 2007

Mantiwhore

A whore that sexually active and has done a lot of foreplay but hasn't had sex yet.
(see Jasmine)

"Wow! she's such a mantiwhore, and she's in 8th grade! How many blowjobs did she give?
"At least 16 to 8 different people."

by Tumelo Owens January 19, 2009

malaysian manicure

a malaysian manicure occurs when a fully dressed caucasian male participant fingers the rectum of a malaysian woman so effectively that she secretes feces all over his fingers, hands, and possibly down his arms, thereby staining his clothing.

Son, you've been working on that car all day. Why don't you go wash up before supper? Your mom's making meatloaf, and it looks like someone gave you a malaysian manicure.

by ttrashman March 3, 2011

manicorn

A sexually inaccessible male. Some manicorns flaunt themselves in front of you and brag about how they're not getting any even though you've offered so many times they always have an excuse why it's not a good time.

That TD is such a manicorn. He always talks about not getting laid but if you offer he makes up a reason why it's not a good time.

by ManicornHunter July 27, 2012