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Moustache Pete

An old style mafioso crime boss. One that tended not to believe in changing things, or dealing in drugs.
Don Vito Corleone and some of the other Dons in The Godfather were considered to be old-fashioned, or an 'old Moustache Pete'
by illuminatiagt May 27, 2009
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my first mustache

A thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. A fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. Also known as a "crustache".
Dude, Bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he's been sporting since the 9th grade. That camaro look is completely shot.
by Bad2TheBone February 14, 2003
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Moustache Weight

A weight that, if exceeded, prohibits you from shaving your moustache. This serves as punishment and inspiration for meeting goals. Typically associated with weigh/fight trainers.
Damn, Eric hit 175. His moustache weight is 169. He won't be able to shave that molester 'stache until he drops 6 lbs!
by pandasmash December 17, 2011
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mustache rash

When you have mustache stubble and eat a girl out. It gives her a rash.
"I give rashes with my mustaches"

"My pussy hurt so bad from that mustache rash"
by Mustache rash January 11, 2014
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Downstairs Mustache

Her downstairs mustache was so dirty it had a whole ecosystem living in it.
by gimmiesumgrain August 29, 2010
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Yankee Mustache

Nasal mucus on the upper lip as a result of cold weather.
Hey Patrick, wipe off your Yankee Mustache, ya freakin' losah!
by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019
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Green Mountain Mustache

Being on the recieving end of a St. Albans Snickers
Dude, my face is so chocolately from that St. Albans Snickers, do I have a Green Mountain Mustache?
by Dorkus Vermontus October 15, 2008
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