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facebook manners

common standards of etiquette to be followed on facebook...can vary from person to person, but generally held by consensus.
d00d! you just deleted my birthday pics from your facebook...and i don't have a copy! where's your facebook manners?
by krist0ph3r October 29, 2009
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Ass Mannequin

1. A silly or clumsy person.
2. A mannequin that cuts off above the ass.
3. A dumb piece of shit idiot.
1. Todd tripped over his own two feet. What an ass mannequin.
2. Did you see the ass mannequins out on display?
3. Jerry kicked my dog. I'm going to clean that stupid ass mannequin's clock!
by Scwib December 31, 2008
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Dirty Mannequin

the act of putting shit on a unconscious naked girl's ass so when she wakes up it looks like she shit herself.
hey bob! I went to this party the other night and gave a girl a dirty mannequin. Needless to say her undies will never be clean again!
by twatiana August 23, 2009
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Mansex

A hilarious anagram of Xemnas's name. I mean it's supposed to be an anagram of Ansem X, but that's wrong.
Saix: Alright sir, I won't reveal your secret.
Xemnas: Thank you.
*Demyx passes by*
Demyx: Hey Mansex.
*Awkwardness*
Saix: Okay so I told a few of us.
by DoodooMan November 19, 2007
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Mrs. Mannerless

An asshole, especially an old asshole, who’s insanely rude to everyone and then bitches and lectures about how no has any manners these days.
“I’ve been on hold for three fucking minutes! In my day, we knew how to say sir and ma’am and not keep people waiting all day for a simple answer, you mongoloid sonofabitch! Now get me to someone who speaks real fucking English...damn Spics...and don’t put me on hold!” said the cranky 90 year old Mrs. Mannerless to a customer service rep.

Mrs. Mannerless felt the need to lecture the cashier on the proper way to greet a customer, ring up items, and bag groceries in a 23 minute long obscenity laden rant which included her spraying thick globs of menthol stinking spit all over register 10 during her more animated moments.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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lose your manners

to fart or pass gas or to expel gas from your buttocks
Ooo Mr. Saint, you need to stop in the hall to lose your manners! This room stanks.
by Sanja, Katie and Grant November 1, 2007
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Jack's Mannequin

An overall awesome band. Jack's Mannequin is the side project of singer-songwriter-pianist Andrew McMahon of Something Corporate. It is usually classified as alternative rock, but is occasionally referred to as punk.Jack's Mannequin is a fairly new band. It was started in 2004, releasing it's first album in 2005. Jack's Mannequin only has one album, Everything In Transit, released right now. Everything In Transit is full of songs that are deeply personal to Andrew. Most of them have something to do with his struggle with leukemia. For example, Holiday From Real is about readjusting to his old life after his recovery and Kill The Messenger is about being in a relationship with someone who is ill (that person being himself). La La Lie involves the friends Andrew thought he had, but who didn't help him and stay by him while he was sick. Other songs from Everything In Transit are about love, relationships and other topics. Jack's Mannequin gained a lot of popularity after the band appeared on the T.V show One Tree Hill and were featured on it's soundtrack. The band currently finishing up their West Coast Winter Tour and will then start working on a new album.
Jack's Mannequin is a great band. They're my favorite.

Dark Blue lyrics include:

I have, I have you breathing down my neck, breathing down my neck
I don't, don't know what you could possibly expect under this condition so
I'll wait, I'll wait for the ambulance to come, ambulance to come
Pick us up off the floor what did you possibily expect under this condition so
Slow down, this nights a perfect shade of

Dark blue, dark blue
Have you ever been alone in a crowded room well I'm here with you
I said the world could be burning and burning down

Dark blue, dark blue
Have you ever been alone in a crowded room well I'm here with you
I said the world could be burning 'til there's nothing but dark blue
Just dark blue
by LauraD March 7, 2007
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