malding

Someone who is mad and balding.

Tyler is malding

by ddick andd balls November 16, 2020

Malding

For when someone is simultaneously mad and balding, either the person is mad and balding or the person is balding because of unfathomable rage.

Gunmarking tanks with bad guns resulted in _AceDane_ malding

by AceDane November 18, 2020

Mald

where someone gets scared and angry over a moira main

"Wow, that guy was pretty mald, I wonder how scared he is of a Moira main."

by vclair February 7, 2021

malding

Malding is the portmanteau of the words mad and balding, used to refer to an angry, bald man.

So bad, so mad! Simply malding

by SlangLang.net February 27, 2021

Malding

When someone gets bald, because he or her is mad all the time.

Leftist losers are malding again.

by Trumpforever March 1, 2021

Mald Burger

When you have no response to someone projecting their anger onto you.

"I HATE HOW EVERYTIME I LOOSE IN TRIVIA CRACK THE GAME REMINDS ME HOW ABSOLUTELY DOG SH*T STUPID I AM BY THE MILLIONS OF ADS IT FORCEFULLY SHOVES IN MY FACE WHEN I GET A QUESTION WRONG"

....

"Mald burger.... 👀 "

by Drnkn August 3, 2022

Mald

A word used in order to dismiss someone's valid complaints, usually directed at something the user is overly attached to.

"I'm just saying, the overall quality of the franchise took a nosedive ever since they learnt they didn't have to put effort in to get sales."

"lol, stop malding."

"dammit. you're right. i forgot i'm meant to blindly consume whatever media is presented before me. thanks for the reminder."

by The_Stonefish June 22, 2022