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Dirty Malakai

Well Malakai is a lightskin, sexy asf, but doesn’t know how to choose the right girl. Also he DOES NOT have hoes, girls just like him.
Yo it’s Dirty Malakai with his sexy ass!
by mal brownymjkd April 16, 2020
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Malakia

Malakia
Greek Slang
"Malakia" (abstract noun, plural "malakies") is used as
-The literal act of masturbation
-A slang word for semen specifically produced by that act.
-It also can be used to describe nonsense.
-An item considered worthless
-A mistake, or (ironically and degradingly) a time-consuming non-productive action. The parallel exists since these actions are a way to consume excessive energy and satisfy a desire, more or less like wanking.

The use of "malakia" to mean "masturbation" traces back to Medieval Greek. It is used in this sense in the Life of St. Andrew the Fool and in the Life of St. Niphon, both of which date to the tenth century.
My cock is swollen I had 10 malakia (es) today

Do not believe in what he is saying he is talking makakia (es)

Your new car is a big malakia

I am doing malakia instead of working I am publishing greek slang on urban dictionary
by panossak March 2, 2009
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Malaysha

Malaysha's are very sweet girls who keep to themselves.. Most of the time. On other occasions they are VERY loud and energetic they don't care what others think of them. Malaysha's usually see themselves as above others as in a higher power they

Possibly see themselves as being a Lord, King or Great DON of some sort. They are loyal to their friends and love their boyfriend's to the up most level.
gosh, I bet all of these THOTS want to be like Malaysha
by King Donn August 31, 2013
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Malayeka

A Malayeka tends to be a really nice, loyal, kind and beautiful girl she also tends to be funny and really loud isn’t scared to voice her opinions she won’t let others treat her or anyone else badley has self respect always sees the good in others would make the perfect gyal treat her right
Malayeka= noun

"Malayeka get me some ice cream"
by #observer March 17, 2019
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Darth Malak

Darth Malak reigned as a Dark Lord of the Sith during the Jedi Civil War.He was trained in the ways of the Force by the Jedi Order, During the Mandalorian Wars, Malak, Revan—his closest friend —and their faction of Jedi disobeyed the Jedi Council and aided the Republic's war effort .He befriended a Jedi Padawan and, after taking the name "Malak" in order to avoid arrest by the Council, assisted him in defeating the secretive Jedi Covenant. As the war progressed, Malak became a military general and gained a reputation as astrong warrior who recklessly charged into danger. Malak and Revan defeated the Mandalorians , and pursued the surviving Mandalorians. However, the two Jedi encountered the Sith Emperor of the remnants of the ancient Sith Empire and fell to the dark side of the Force under his tutelage, becoming Sith Lords.Darth Malak and Darth Revan were given a mission to find the Star Forge, an ancient space station, which would help to destroy the Jedi Order and the Republic. After finding the superweapon above Revan assumed the mantle of Dark Lord of the Sith, with Malak becoming his apprentice. A year after their disappearance , the two founded their own Sith Empire, returned to the Republic, and declared war, determined to end the Jedi Order's supposed tyranny. . A short time later, after the Jedi dispatched a strike team to capture Revan and Malak, the latter betrayed his Sith Master, ordering the guns of his flagship to fire on Revan's vessel.
There's nobody left who remembers who I was before. But they'll remember Malak. I'll make sure of that."
―Darth Malak
by TheWarsieintheTARDİS April 13, 2015
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Daron Malakian

The most talented guitarist on the face of Earth.

Daron Vartan Malakian was born on July 18, 1975 in Hollywood, CA as an only child to Vartan and Zepur Malakian. Like all members of the greatest band in the world, System of a Down, he has Armenian ancestry.

His love for music started when he was 4 years old. His cousin played him a KISS record and, like most people in their right mind, he loved it. Daron originally wanted to be a drummer, but his parents bought him a guitar so that they could sleep at night. He started liking heavy metal bands like Cannibal Corpse when he was a teen, but at about 17 he was listening to The Beatles. Daron was also a fan of the LA Kings hockey team.

In 1993, something happened that would lead to the best thing ever. Daron met Serj Tankian. They shared the same rehearsal studio but they were in separate bands at the time. Daron played lead guitar for one band, and Serj played keyboard for the other. The beginning of System of a Down was then created. They had named this new band "Soil". Soon after, they accepted Shavo Odadjian as their bassist. Soil's name was changed to System of a Down after a poem Daron wrote named Victims of a Down. Andy Khachaturian was their drummer who was replaced by John Dolmayan.

Daron wrote half of the lyrics and most of the music for System of a Down's songs. Some songs could be about the Armenian Genocide (look it up... it's terrible), crazy random stuff, and anything in between. System's debut album was released in 1998, Toxicity in 2001, Steal this Album in 2002, and Mesmerize and Hypnotize in 2005.

System was a successful and unique metal band for about 13 years. They disbanded in 2006 to do "side projects". Serj went solo and Daron and John formed a band called Scars on Broadway. Neither Scars or Serj will ever be as great as System because of the perfect harmony that Daron and Serj's voices made together. *sigh*... Oh well.

Daron Malakian lives in Glendale, Cali now and he collects candles, skulls, instruments, Persian rugs, and Middle Eastern smoking devices. He hates the Nu Metal label more than anything. He often plays his Ibanez Iceman which has custom graphics by his father.
Daron Malakian can play better than anyone... And he was very sexy in 2001-2002.
by SOAD-4-life June 29, 2009
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malarky

stuff and nonsense, foolishness.
anything can be refered to as malarky.
1) i dont know what im doing studying for this degree malarky.
2) sams really getting into this drugs malarky.
3)anyone fancy coming to this drum and bass malarky tomorrow night?
by cleverclogs June 10, 2007
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